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you made penis??

Big doubt

i do not believe

yeah

Everyone knows God looked down at his huge cock and made Man in his image

smh

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God has balls

Think about that

sex offender

Imagine God's testicles - apparently those exist

thank you cosby

god has a massive dick that i choke on every sunday night

die

Why does God need that stuff?

why do you guys think i love church

because God is still man

Like, why don't Christians wonder why God's got a willy?

Oh

So God is...

:((

because

Jerking off up there?

:/

STOP

Does God have a big urinal?

is that what the rain is??

That he pees into?

where does the pee go

Does God take big dumps with his ANUS that he has for some reason??

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And if he doesn't: WHAT IS THE ANUS FOR

WHY DOES GOD HAVE AN ANUS

anal

for anal

even gods get horny

We were created in his image, remember

shut the f up

That means God has pubic hair and stuff 😦 Why

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