Message from @Bojangles Unchained ⛄

Discord ID: 408595628919095296


2018-02-01 12:04:48 UTC  

wtf is brap?

2018-02-01 12:05:31 UTC  

Some weeb meme

2018-02-01 12:07:27 UTC  

brap
The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.
"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"
#brap#parp#fart#brappage#viz
by EssBen March 04, 2008

2018-02-01 12:08:06 UTC  

is that it? is @Bojangles Unchained ⛄ saying his fatty is going to sit on my face and fart

2018-02-01 12:08:10 UTC  

?

2018-02-01 12:08:11 UTC  

^

2018-02-01 12:08:23 UTC  

that is precisely what I'm saying

2018-02-01 12:08:33 UTC  

enjoy the brappage

2018-02-01 12:09:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408594776745705492/unknown.png

2018-02-01 12:10:04 UTC  

footage of atomwaffen member being deflowered by big dominant nigger sow

2018-02-01 12:10:12 UTC  

holy fuck look at the size of its hand wtf

2018-02-01 12:11:21 UTC  

hahaha

2018-02-01 12:11:40 UTC  

Michelle Obama-tier

2018-02-01 12:12:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408595380603846656/unknown.png

2018-02-01 12:12:20 UTC  

i fucked a huge blonde amazon german bitch in high school

2018-02-01 12:12:31 UTC  

i wasnt 6 ft then i was probably only like 5 8 5 7

2018-02-01 12:12:41 UTC  

so yea size diff was like that lol and she was thicker

2018-02-01 12:12:45 UTC  

it was fun though i wont lie

2018-02-01 12:12:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408595533205209089/1510413613908.gif

2018-02-01 12:13:05 UTC  

i had to stand on books to fuck her doggystyle if we were standing up

2018-02-01 12:13:09 UTC  

lol

2018-02-01 12:13:18 UTC  

and we had to sometimes because i would sneak her into my downstairs bathroom and it was tight in there

2018-02-01 12:13:21 UTC  

tfw no gigantess mummy gf

2018-02-01 12:13:38 UTC  

her ass was fucking huge like 3 of me lol

2018-02-01 12:13:40 UTC  

I'm manlet but I could probably fuck this amazon lativian chick

2018-02-01 12:13:52 UTC  

latvian*

2018-02-01 12:14:00 UTC  

she could of easily had me piggyback her and fuck her i was light then lol

2018-02-01 12:14:05 UTC  

lol

2018-02-01 12:14:19 UTC  

it was fun since i was young but emasculating i wouldnt do it now

2018-02-01 12:14:33 UTC  

not great fucking a girl who could beat the shit out of you lol

2018-02-01 12:14:35 UTC  

latvian girls are so 😩

2018-02-01 12:14:49 UTC  

I know three latvian girls

2018-02-01 12:14:58 UTC  

but only one of them lives in the same country as me

2018-02-01 12:15:00 UTC  

dont fuck a giantess man

2018-02-01 12:15:14 UTC  

unless your real strong

2018-02-01 12:15:16 UTC  

one time we were snugglin when singing karaoke.. she's prolly down

2018-02-01 12:15:28 UTC  

she's tall and skinny

2018-02-01 12:15:31 UTC  

you dont want to fuck a chick that can manhandle you in the sack

2018-02-01 12:15:32 UTC  

ok good

2018-02-01 12:15:40 UTC  

make sure shes not into sports or an ything lol

2018-02-01 12:15:52 UTC  

but I'm like 5'8 and she's gotta be 6'0 lol