It is the greatest thing everm

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Weird

I'm not even logged in

@⚡Blitz⚡

LOL

Just for you buddy

No one else is allowed to download.

Did you watch the god damned video?

That was probably the best video I'll see this month

Pitch perfect tone

I can't believe how well he did that.

The quesidila part was so funny

Ah fuck. It was brilliant

It's like "Welp, California again."

I cannot wait to move to Amerika so I can fuck all of your women

It won't be hard.

They can't resist uncut Euro cock

Well

IT will be hard.

fam I lived in Indiana for a few months

I know how slutty your women are

Indiana is slut central.

I'm disappointed that I didn't get an STD from the amount of your women that I colonised with my cummies

They're dumb af

>when the fuckin dumb bimbo sucking me off in the toilet at a house party mentions shes doing her masters in chemical engineering

literally how and why

Cumical engineering

LOL

You misheard

well I have an honorary PhD in that field, let me tell you

https://youtu.be/L35lCLjPCG0

ive actually been making plans to do a weight loss commercial, the hitler diet plan

get out of my head nigger

i want a sideshot of a heated speech and then he turns to the camera and says "do you vant to lose veight?"

Hahahha

before and after subject photos

you get the idea

What are the emojis again?