Yall be some fast mofos

I think I probably failed more PT tests than I passed while I was in.

I was great on pushups and situps, but running 2 miles is for Frenchmen.

Gimme a fuckin ruck and the open road any day of running

Honestly thats more translatable into actual use than running is

I know, right?

Running is fucking terrible

I could see sprinting especially uphill sprinting being of more practical use

Sprints under weight are awesome

Long distance running is for pussies

I gotta save that

Running 2 miles is for Frenchmen lmao

Yeah, I used that one a lot

"Between all this running we do and these faggot-ass berets, I'd swear we were in the Goddamn French Army, Sarn't"

my friend in MI currently has the exact same opinion

"Berets are fucking gay, they slobber cock, you have to shave them like a pussy and they're french"

Thank you!

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought they were just the absolute worst

i swear if I could get an audio clip of this guy ranting about berets you would die laughing

Sounds like a kindred spirit

I never knew about the shaving thing until like last year when he told me about it

sounds fucking terrible

They are literally useless

High maintenance

Pieces of crap

We called them cow patties

The lamest and most prolific defense of them was "But they look so professional when you get them formed right!"

Professional? According to who's totally subjective opinion? Because a hat that requires you to shave it, soak it in water, form it to your head regularly, and takes both hands to put on properly is not my idea of "professional"

At that point id go cav to wear the stetson. No fucks given either

Good point

Cav gets spurs too

Which is kind of gay but also kind of cool

A little bit. But you get to stand out a bit more and in a way thats not a different berett

I mean you can go full Col Killgore with it

Me and the goons lifting

Based

There we go

i'll be close to the end of my cut around the end of the month

Nice. I still have about 20lbs to go, but I did dip down to 240 today