@thedarkness05 I have been home jobbing since 2016 nigger

I can cut whatever

lol that was agressive

@Trash Squid no one doubts my hair styling capabilities.

This dude asked if I could ""fade"", n I said ""yea easy - but I haven't done it much""

'nah bro - I'll go to the shop and get my dick wet.'

fuqboi came back with christmas trees down each side

fade my *ass*.

@INNYGMATYK aight but a first timer with a buzzer didnt go great for me a couplenof weeks ago

@thedarkness05 we will learn you. **BY THE NUMBERS**. *I WILL TEACH YOU*.

I was saying I cout use a cut from ya bud lmao

I know x I'm just bein aggressive

Im steaming Deep Rock

This tax sitch has me. . . funked. . .

if a wanna hop in

You good bruh

Ahh

I see

Yeee

n I think I'm jammin tunes for sanity, Psychic

It be like that

but D W A R V E S

but E X I S T

Idk, Ima do laundry and finish my kvass

I for one 4th the mohawk lifestyle

Ya know the only draw back of death wish coffee?

I have been enjoying mine

@Bard Fuck yes

Whats the drawback? Other than the coffee is finite

Shitting constantly lol

That's what happens when you *drink it* __constantly__.

SHUT UP

YOURE NOT MY DAD

Aight, but it cuts down on weight

just go buy a tapeworm of the dark web to make weight

> never had coffee once

Lol nah

Side note

My fat ass has been craving KFC..here we are...

fuckoff

I dreamt about it last night.