when you get laid in Burrazil. . . do not describe it to me

@swiggity they strikin when we weakest

When we least expect it

Our flightless overlords

Just got laid 1 time

Doesnt count

"" Cold kills Corona - Cold does **not** kill the Panguin. ""

Penguin superior species confirmed

@a panguin

They worked with the nazis in WW2 to build an Antarctic base, controlling the rate at which the ice caps melt to exploit the political power this has upon the world

Do not summon him omg

O boi he comin

Oh lawd he comin

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Amen

>ask mom for food
>she say no food
>i want to make food
>she say she just clean kitchen
>me hungy
>me have moni from commission
>me happy
>open internet food order
>everywheres closed

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@bah bruh they don't deliver or pickup?

We got hot pockets my dude, no worries

What flavor do u want?

uhh

i never ate one in my life

lamo

eat your pinky

do it fgt

ok

its bleeding

mm tasty

cursed

The forbidden hard candy

Never has this come more handy than at this exact moment

My favorite

The fuck. Where can I find these hot pockets?

I make them myself

work ate my ass today