Just use this

Wait

Hear me out

Kalash kitty is ready

That cats seen some shit

That cat IS the Shit

*Thousand yard stares into the distance*

Within a week n a half ; Corona would have killed more people thab H1N1 ( if trends remain consistent )

Yea if you count the terminal cancer patient deaths as corona related

Bruh

And the premature babys

I wish it was an actual plague at this point

And the people jumping out of a plane without a chute

I don't wanna loot

I wanna regulate

Something something, thank God we don't have to yet

Bruh

People are losing their shit already

Right - I'm just saying, be thankful for the moment you CAN catch your breath, til you can't

Wal-Mart is turning into night clubs regulating how many people can be in stores

Well they try at least

I just say Fuck off and keep walking

Something something bread line

( or you can come regulate this Wing back to English lmfao )

*just had to rake the leaves INTENSIFIES*

They also called the cops on a lady today because she was conversating inside of the store for "too long"

Real Gestapo n kgb hours

Is it bad I like wearing my "mask" everywhere? I'm able to go around boolin and nobody knows who the Fuck I am. Nor can a camera identify me unless they catch the tattoos

Nope

Idk - I don't think I can get away with it til more people push it

otherwise the town is gonna be all ""Of **COURSE** *Crab* is wearing a fucking gas mask""

I got a new one for everyday of the week to

Fuck if I had my promask still I'd be rocking that bitch everywhere

Even tho it wouldn't seal with my beard lol

s h a v e

Never!

@Radmin sorry. Just saw that. It was a link to the bee saying Sanders has rested negative for presidency

Which one should I wear tomorrow?

Hard hat

I have to wear that everyday lmfao

ugh - Red then