Duct tape your RPGs to break through ABC multi directional microphonicshield devices

Bush wars are something else man

Just use this

Wait

Hear me out

Kalash kitty is ready

That cats seen some shit

That cat IS the Shit

*Thousand yard stares into the distance*

Within a week n a half ; Corona would have killed more people thab H1N1 ( if trends remain consistent )

Yea if you count the terminal cancer patient deaths as corona related

Bruh

And the premature babys

I wish it was an actual plague at this point

And the people jumping out of a plane without a chute

I don't wanna loot

I wanna regulate

Something something, thank God we don't have to yet

Bruh

People are losing their shit already

Right - I'm just saying, be thankful for the moment you CAN catch your breath, til you can't

Wal-Mart is turning into night clubs regulating how many people can be in stores

Well they try at least

I just say Fuck off and keep walking

Something something bread line

( or you can come regulate this Wing back to English lmfao )

*just had to rake the leaves INTENSIFIES*

They also called the cops on a lady today because she was conversating inside of the store for "too long"

Real Gestapo n kgb hours

Is it bad I like wearing my "mask" everywhere? I'm able to go around boolin and nobody knows who the Fuck I am. Nor can a camera identify me unless they catch the tattoos

Nope

Idk - I don't think I can get away with it til more people push it

otherwise the town is gonna be all ""Of **COURSE** *Crab* is wearing a fucking gas mask""

I got a new one for everyday of the week to

Fuck if I had my promask still I'd be rocking that bitch everywhere

Even tho it wouldn't seal with my beard lol

s h a v e

Never!

@Radmin sorry. Just saw that. It was a link to the bee saying Sanders has rested negative for presidency

Which one should I wear tomorrow?

Hard hat