Selling me some gas masks today

Noice

Got a new resident at the office

Birb post

Is that an owl?

Morning dove

I can't see it too well

Ah

I wanna touch it

But it looks like it'll bite me

ay went to 7-11 to grab some energy drinks and got a complement on my coco chip pants

Nice

F E D W A V E

lol

Whats this? Fed #20 in the last day?

I cant wait for wherever that 24hr link is to expire. We keep gettin all these new fedbois, and none of em even say hi

I know right

If you're gonna be a fed at least show yourself

Its just plain rude

Damn, I joined from the FB. I ain’t no fedboi

Sounds like something a Federachi would say

Sure you jouned from FB

FBI

FB+I

Damn I’ve been found out

"Just joined from the Federal Bureau"

got'em

Foiled again by them damn boog bois

Bet they're tryna see how were gonna spend our coof cash

fuck I need to make the scooby doo meme where they pull off the bag and underneath it's the FBI logo

Long time fan of the FB page tho, love you guys

ty king

We appreciates it

@thedarkness05 Now that my zucc is finally over I can finally like and follow your page

We love you more fed

@Bard oh shit, thanks king

I had a 30 day, then immediately got hit with another 30 day the day I got off the initial one

@swiggity big oof king

@swiggity bruh nooooooo HUGE F

Though it was a bold play on my part to post this on a pro LGBTQ post