Message from @chimp
Discord ID: 679814855124975619
what da freak how was his problem solved?!
damn bro...
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poop friends
seat for me and one brownpilled brother
ascend to our common throne
imagine it has small Chinese characters printed on the side and they say:
The Serene Joining of Two Beings For The Divine Activity
they roughly translate as that
it could actually be a reïnterpretation of yin and yang
then i walk into the museum where this toilet is displayed in my cotton shorts and tommy bahama shirt partially opened showing my greasy stomach and say "HEH THATS A DOUBLE SHITTER!!!"
yes ill be ready
Wew laddy
The OC is really ramping up
kind of based
what happened to the mousetrap
it seems keegle weegle is a comedic mastermind
As are you
I've triangulated your position
Gonna coof on i
Nope. Thats a N99 mask, with akimbo dust masks plus face visor
1,000,000 infected in a week
This is it
Your filters won't last forever
I'll hotbox you with corona braaps
@!✞Vincent ◖◖⬤ / λ name a better Twitter than schizo twitter
