i pooped my pants this morning

kinda like the n word

Ur a freak

its brown and i dont like it

i never asked for it

but it was there

@Authentic Human Programming alcake me happy wym

alc makes me feel great

alc makes me love The World

and all the little people in it

I like to drink. I like to get real sloshied. I like to drink and sing the songs of my forefathers while my rotten guts go blurp blurp like a filthy old orchestra. I like to drink. I like to drink and cry.

+random

Damn we really do

it rly do b like dat doe

Dats wut m sayn m8

wow so cool epig

Hog e gang

OK shawty

damn libtard brain blast

>Well, according to an unconfirmed report from the Epoch Times' Jennifer Zeng, party officials in Beijing are upgrading its "epidemic prevention" status to "Wuhan-level" - meaning a complete lockdown where residents aren't allowed to leave their homes without specific permission.

souls?

Wonder how he doffs

if you just wish to really "sweep a woman away", practice the smooth motion of removing your hat with your left hand, slightly bowing, as you reach out your hand gently and say: "Pleased to meet you mam." From that moment keep that hat off and give her your full and affectionate attention. Alas, she could become yours.

doug dimmadome

call her a slut

the virgin practice the smooth motion of removing your hat with your left hand, slightly bowing, as you reach out your hand gently and say: "Pleased to meet you mam." From that moment keep that hat off and give her your full and affectionate attention vs the chad call her a slut

id post pics of mine but i dont want her doxxed

shes a complete slut

he thinks he can get a trad wife without joining a cult

lmao

imagine wanting a virgin gf lol

I want a girl with *experience*

"Alas, she could become yours."

I want a girl thats bad at making an emotional connection and good at making me cum

This quote should be pinned.

because thats whats important in life

It is the greatest quote I've read yet

cum > god