Message from @FMJackalope

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2020-01-25 01:17:14 UTC  

only the merchandiser couldnt refuse product

2020-01-25 01:17:23 UTC  

but if it was broken it couldnt be delivered

2020-01-25 01:17:33 UTC  

and thus the pabst space program was born

2020-01-25 01:18:22 UTC  

the store had a huge empty lot right next to it so we'd take a few cans out of the case (case being 4, six packs) and YEET those fuckers as high as we could throw them

2020-01-25 01:18:50 UTC  

oh no! Stupid night crew truck loaders broke another case!

2020-01-25 01:20:04 UTC  

I hated that job but I miss it sometimes for reasons like that

2020-01-25 01:22:54 UTC  

Haha that would be fun

2020-01-25 01:23:21 UTC  

the company was so shitty and desperate you could get away with pretty much anything if you were a driver

2020-01-25 01:23:55 UTC  

I got beer truck stories for days

2020-01-25 01:27:51 UTC  

the pabst space program

2020-01-25 01:27:52 UTC  

lmao

2020-01-25 01:28:26 UTC  

why'd you hate them so much?

2020-01-25 01:29:17 UTC  

pabst 16 ounce cans come in cases of 4 six packs per case in a flimsy ass cardboard shell that is about 1/3 the height of the cans

2020-01-25 01:29:25 UTC  

they would always blow out

2020-01-25 01:29:30 UTC  

they didnt stack right

2020-01-25 01:29:36 UTC  

the stacks were wobbly as fuck

2020-01-25 01:30:35 UTC  

this shit would get delivered on hand carts and pabst 16s _had_ to go on the top of the stack or it might collapse it

2020-01-25 01:30:59 UTC  

and some stores would get 20+ cases of this shit

2020-01-25 01:31:40 UTC  

and 12 packs of the 16 ouncers came 2 to a case

2020-01-25 01:32:07 UTC  

and typically a 2/12 as we called them, would also be contained within a cardboard shell, but not these fuckers

2020-01-25 01:32:49 UTC  

the only pabst that didnt suck delivering was the bottles (4 six packs per case) which came in a nice cardboard box like everything else

2020-01-25 01:33:24 UTC  

even the kegs of pabst were a slightly different size

2020-01-25 01:34:14 UTC  

🙂

2020-01-25 01:34:28 UTC  

Thank you for your cervix

2020-01-25 01:34:30 UTC  

so fuck you and your pabst

2020-01-25 01:34:41 UTC  

whoever had to deliver that probably hated it

2020-01-25 01:34:59 UTC  

and holy shit people would sometimes do that

2020-01-25 01:35:05 UTC  

thank the beer delivery guy

2020-01-25 01:36:12 UTC  

I work in two market that sell beer. I see the struggle all the time.

2020-01-25 01:36:35 UTC  

Pbr hard coffee is great btw

2020-01-25 01:36:41 UTC  

is that new?

2020-01-25 01:37:40 UTC  

Yes, came out last year

2020-01-25 01:37:48 UTC  

Was fucking hard to get ahold of

2020-01-25 01:38:02 UTC  

Took four weeks of ordering, they couldn’t keep it in stock

2020-01-25 01:38:17 UTC  

Tastes like yoohoo

2020-01-25 01:38:19 UTC  

I still know people who work in that warehouse

2020-01-25 01:38:24 UTC  

might be able to hook you up

2020-01-25 01:38:25 UTC  

Comes in four packs,

2020-01-25 01:38:32 UTC  

Oh we got some,

2020-01-25 01:38:46 UTC  

But thank you, I’ll keep that in mind.

2020-01-25 01:39:04 UTC  

All my friends are super into craft beer so it’s usually easy to get anything I’m after