Nice

Needs more zenit

@karver needs to wear tighter pants that show off his ass.

Im flat as a washboard. I don't do my oats and squats

Liar.

Lies detected everyone from /k/ is 80lbs overweight.

Im 25lbs overweight irl. And ill admit that because ive already lost 50lbs! So fuck you! 😎

Good job bro

Im trying to lose some weight myself ever since I got out I gained 20lbs

Ive made huge cuts to my diet. Very few if any sugars and low carb. No soda except for my one vice, sugar free Red Bull. The favored ones. I

You gotta get the white monsters the sips

I cheated at the last gun show and bought myself 2 cans of iced tea. I was so hot and thirsty. But i went right back on the diet after. A slip or two every few months wont kill me.

Ive actually never tried a monster. I got hooked of Red Bull back in 2010 on a road trip with some guys down to Miami. Ever since its been a caffeine addiction.

I've been trying to stay under 1000 Calories a day

I eat under 1k cal per day

Dude that's really fucked

That kills your metabolism

This, don't do that

11 days

Till @karver gets his ass slapped by @Bimmy

>implying

@karver go to bed!

Can't, at work

What unholy work are you doing at 2am?!

The shit kind.

@☆M☆ hire me i need your jew gold so i can pay the down payment to my pocono house

@karver what experience do you have? Done any sales?

Sold random shit off Craigslist, sold art supplies at 20, ill sometimes make money helping this boomer sell wholesaled mattresses out of his shed.
Have a lot of warehouse and stockroom type experience

I mean white collar sales. Like insurance.

Nah. What do you do again? Rent out apartments?

I do many things 😐

Many Jewy things

How about i help you smug-transport stuff across the Canadian border

Or we can rescue chinks and Venezuelan women from the clutches of communism

And set them in front of webcams

😏

@karver get me an AK or SKS. That id pay for.