take the bleu pill

ranch is modern murican corporate capitalism

bleu cheese is old world craft

tradition > modernity

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Bleu cheese is good but ranch is the white man’s sauce

I have to buy presents for my sister, my mom, my dad, my aunt, my grandma and grandpa, and my nephew.

Any ideas?

For my mom I was thinking about getting her a food processor, so she can make me some good homemade ranch.

For my dad I was thinking about getting him a deep fryer, so he can fry good foods that can be dipped in ranch.

For my sister I was thinking about getting her a gift card to Golden Corral. All she does is say she hates that place. But that is because she has never tried it. A gift card will make her go there to try it then she will fall in love, and then we can go get our grub on at Golden Corral together.

For my aunt I want to offer to pay for a month of her diabetes medicine, so she can eat more Fruit Roll Ups.

For my grandma and grandpa, I was thinking of getting them Don’t Wake Daddy! because everytime I go visit them they are just sitting around doing nothing. This game will spice up their lives.

And my nephew. He is only 5, but it is never too late to get him started on ranch. I was thinking about getting him a custom t-shirt that says “Me and my Uncle Love Ranch”. Need to get him started on ranch early before anyone else pollutes his mind with alternative dipping sauces.

men obsessing over ranch is like morbidly obese women obsessing over cat videos and ordering half the bakery

it's just not right

Quit being a nigger

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What I like about copy paste memes is that the large ones really mess up my discord app on my phone.

u mad bro?

Lol

have fun getting moobs with the soybean oil

>hating on ranch

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mayo > ranch

Ranch counteracts whatever soy might be in it

x100

Do they even sell ranch in the UK

Ranch has mayo

Checkmate

Why can’t I add reacts?

What are you, some kind of eurocuck?

ranch is for niggers ordering chicken wings

@Sammy Woodchipperz on comments?

or mumbo sauce

Yeah

@Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV HAIRESY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbo_sauce

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this is what niggers put on they chicken wangs in dc

basically bbq sauce, soy sauce and ketchup

@Sammy Woodchipperz restart your app I guess

I wouldn't know

or some similar combo

It’s only for bowlfreds comments I can’t add reacts

well i grew up in md and would hang out with hood niggers when i was younger

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not proud of it