wait for 2 weeks .... its a great head start tho. dow jones stoped bleeding and closed at +1,048.86 but it migth just be a dead cat bounce again..... @rastapasta9

it'll be fine

for some reason uber is down the gutter lol

experts are saying it'll be a ridiculously quick recovery

becaues $0 delivery fees

less profit

more labor

i think investors forgot uber were offering food delivery

ffs realy, there is not fee for food delivery ?

not right now

they slashed food delivery for local restaurants

so no delivery fees if you order from local restaurants

which is why they're down, on top of obvious lack of ride sharing and social distancing

how they make the cut then ?

they're not

literally taking a hit for this

eh....

wonder if its worth buying then ....

i'd invest in a basic fund

meh last time i did that they invested in Chinese banks

and china whole economy is a bubble

and virus-ridden

i would want to get in small caps... but i dont know where to start ....

id have to study the companies i want to build a folio of.... i got and an interesting one.... GameStop.... sound creazy but they are doing great by securing trademarks exclusivity for "loot" ... but fr i like to talk with insiders b4 investing in something.... to get a feel how they roll their buisness

Why don't we just print more money?

I'm invested in PRPFX... lost a ton of money in the past month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAHUk_aurE
WELL HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

https://twitter.com/xRickyDx1/status/1240210241490505728

Oprah trending on twitter accused of being arrested for sexual trafficking

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what kind of retarded LARP is that

lolol

Anyone else think that fake trafficking busts are publicly happening right now, to dissuade people from believing it when the real busts occur?

ching chong your opinion is wrong

https://nypost.com/2020/03/17/china-expelling-us-journalists-from-country-amid-coronavirus/

@ponzo I was with him until he said the Coronavirus is a scheme to get more people to vaccinate. If that's an anti-vax mentality that thinks vaccines cause autism, why would the world governments want more autists? They don't generate as much tax revenue. Depending on severity, they actually drain revenue.

Get fucking vaccinated. They want you to live longer to generate money and grow economies, you can stick it to them by living well and putting up friction where you can.

can you guys defend the $500 BILLION trump bailout for the stock market that was lost in only 1 hour https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1238186431060815873

That's the short term speculation on the announcement. Not the actual 500 billion itself. pls learn to economy.

ok i'm waiting for the actual recovery then

only the latest plan of handing out money to americans will have any positive effect, bailing out the mega-corps has had no effect