Message from @NotDanks4DaMemeories

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2020-02-29 02:16:55 UTC  

in b-52 bombers

2020-02-29 02:17:00 UTC  

lol

2020-02-29 02:17:04 UTC  

and dropped us

2020-02-29 02:17:06 UTC  

into volcanos

2020-02-29 02:17:07 UTC  

on earth

2020-02-29 02:17:12 UTC  

yeah

2020-02-29 02:17:18 UTC  

@Captain Dank got yellow after all, good for him

2020-02-29 02:17:20 UTC  

no that's incorrect

2020-02-29 02:17:22 UTC  

they prob thought sharknado was documentary

2020-02-29 02:17:31 UTC  

DC-8

2020-02-29 02:17:32 UTC  

they believe that volcanos house evil aliens

2020-02-29 02:17:33 UTC  

not b-52

2020-02-29 02:17:36 UTC  

or somethjng

2020-02-29 02:17:47 UTC  

no that would be california

2020-02-29 02:17:53 UTC  

from what I read anyway

2020-02-29 02:17:58 UTC  

Xenu (/ˈziːnuː/) also called Xemu, was, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who brought billions of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.

2020-02-29 02:18:16 UTC  

right right

2020-02-29 02:18:45 UTC  

this is what we travelled through space in

2020-02-29 02:18:48 UTC  

apparently.

2020-02-29 02:18:49 UTC  

LMAO

2020-02-29 02:18:57 UTC  

I hope I was first class fr

2020-02-29 02:19:07 UTC  

hey those things can traverse dimensions

2020-02-29 02:19:28 UTC  

look at millenium. and langoliers

2020-02-29 02:19:31 UTC  

<:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-02-29 02:19:31 UTC  

but yeah, as I was saying before.

2020-02-29 02:19:45 UTC  

at least not dc9 those things were death traps

2020-02-29 02:20:29 UTC  

Frank Vitkovic the guy who killed 8 people in the Queen Street Melbourne shooting had taken a test with the church a few months prior in which "the volunteer read as indicating that he was extremely depressed. This was the second worst test result the Scientology volunteer had ever seen. It was later presented during the inquest that while the organization had found him to be depressed, they did not take the appropriate measures with that information which could have prevented the massacre, and that the test possibly contributed to Vitkovic's mental state at the time of the shootings."

2020-02-29 02:20:55 UTC  

*sees Azerbaijan mentioned* ... *Armenian yarkhushta music intensifies*

2020-02-29 02:21:13 UTC  

kazakhstan best republic high five

2020-02-29 02:21:23 UTC  

Nay, tis Kyrgyzstan

2020-02-29 02:21:28 UTC  

>when the bushes start speaking Turkic-Kipchak

2020-02-29 02:21:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/683136746950492174/wth.mp4

2020-02-29 02:21:36 UTC  

No one else has throwing a dead goat as a national sport

2020-02-29 02:21:43 UTC  

Afghans do

2020-02-29 02:21:51 UTC  

what

2020-02-29 02:21:56 UTC  

They throw it from horses

2020-02-29 02:22:04 UTC  

kazakhstan number one reporter

2020-02-29 02:22:08 UTC  

Darn Afghans , culturally appropriating Kyrgyz customs

2020-02-29 02:22:19 UTC  

We should bomb them into stopping