it's not weird when you consider the crazy shit they do

auditing and other stuff

Yeah

they're the ones believing aliens created the world?

nah

they believe they transported us

from another world

in b-52 bombers

lol

and dropped us

into volcanos

on earth

yeah

@Captain Dank got yellow after all, good for him

no that's incorrect

they prob thought sharknado was documentary

DC-8

they believe that volcanos house evil aliens

not b-52

or somethjng

no that would be california

from what I read anyway

Xenu (/ˈziːnuː/) also called Xemu, was, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who brought billions of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.

right right

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Douglas_DC-8_NASA_%28cropped%29.jpg/300px-Douglas_DC-8_NASA_%28cropped%29.jpg

this is what we travelled through space in

apparently.

LMAO

I hope I was first class fr

hey those things can traverse dimensions

look at millenium. and langoliers

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but yeah, as I was saying before.

at least not dc9 those things were death traps

Frank Vitkovic the guy who killed 8 people in the Queen Street Melbourne shooting had taken a test with the church a few months prior in which "the volunteer read as indicating that he was extremely depressed. This was the second worst test result the Scientology volunteer had ever seen. It was later presented during the inquest that while the organization had found him to be depressed, they did not take the appropriate measures with that information which could have prevented the massacre, and that the test possibly contributed to Vitkovic's mental state at the time of the shootings."

*sees Azerbaijan mentioned* ... *Armenian yarkhushta music intensifies*

kazakhstan best republic high five

Nay, tis Kyrgyzstan

>when the bushes start speaking Turkic-Kipchak