Message from @bandit

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2020-03-23 14:31:23 UTC  

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2020-03-23 14:32:48 UTC  

DONT MAKE US HAVE TO KEEP COMING IN HERE, WE ARE BUSY

2020-03-23 14:36:18 UTC  

Straight talk from the Surgeon General

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/691656577169621012/SmartSelect_20200323-093503_NYPost.jpg

2020-03-23 14:41:32 UTC  

^^^ Trump time line for Wuhan Virus response.

2020-03-23 14:48:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/691659751993638922/ETquQbaX0AAEjD5.jpg

2020-03-23 14:55:15 UTC  

Who else hopes that the Sob comradetrump would upload more centipedes in these times of need

2020-03-23 14:55:44 UTC  

Centipedes video on youtube i mean

2020-03-23 15:04:10 UTC  

is Milo here

2020-03-23 15:07:25 UTC  

who's milo

2020-03-23 15:13:27 UTC  

Yiannopoulos

2020-03-23 15:14:18 UTC  

why on earth did nancy pelosi try incorporating loan forgiveness into the coronavirus stimulus?

2020-03-23 15:15:22 UTC  

bc she's a treasonous slut

2020-03-23 15:16:41 UTC  

I want a mortgage loan forgiveness in the stimulus package, pls. I don't want to repay loans, but I want to keep my stuff.

2020-03-23 15:16:44 UTC  

Its like she doesn't want it to pass, doesn't want families to be fed, doesn't want americans to have the help they need in a time of need

2020-03-23 15:17:23 UTC  

I mean, i have 20k in federal loans so if she somehow pulls it off ill be happy lol

2020-03-23 15:17:45 UTC  

but loans are completely unrelated to the coronavirus, big fuckin gay

2020-03-23 15:29:50 UTC  

Wow

2020-03-23 15:31:38 UTC  

Pelosi tried sneaking abortion funding into Coronavirus bill. Evil witch! We’ve got enough dead babies from the virus already

2020-03-23 15:32:48 UTC  

Sometimes I honestly wonder if dead babies feed their souls.

2020-03-23 15:37:25 UTC  

The Contracts Clause of the Constitution prohibits the states from interfering with lawful contracts, such as leases and employment agreements. The Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment prohibits the states from interfering with life, liberty or property without a trial at which the state must prove fault. The Takings Clause of the Fifth Amendment requires just compensation when the state meaningfully interferes with an owner’s chosen lawful use of his property.

2020-03-23 15:40:49 UTC  

but what about the queers

2020-03-23 15:58:15 UTC  

we have to save them

2020-03-23 15:58:33 UTC  

along with the rest of america

2020-03-23 15:59:50 UTC  

Ha... using excerpts from the constitution, as if anyone in Congress follows that except for when it helps their argument

2020-03-23 16:22:02 UTC  

At work today, still dry coughing going on. But most people are gone now. 😬

2020-03-23 16:27:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/691684664326357142/SmartSelect_20200323-112744_Instagram.jpg

2020-03-23 16:29:07 UTC  

i bet bernie eats bugs

2020-03-23 16:31:21 UTC  

Sounds more like a Biden thing.

2020-03-23 16:32:27 UTC  

biden eats the ants when they get in his sandbox that he plays in with little kids

2020-03-23 16:35:11 UTC  

while he yanks his leg hair out

2020-03-23 16:35:28 UTC  

pelosi wasnt caught trying to add abortion to the bill

2020-03-23 16:36:00 UTC  

idk how that rumor spread

2020-03-23 16:36:52 UTC  

too busy trying to smoke her dentures like a cigar

2020-03-23 16:40:03 UTC  

if libs are the ones getting abortions... doesnt that mean the future is bright for us?

2020-03-23 16:41:43 UTC  
2020-03-23 16:44:24 UTC  

whats that link supposed to go to

2020-03-23 16:45:53 UTC  

find out next time on island island island

2020-03-23 16:46:42 UTC  

ah link wasnt working. think i found it

2020-03-23 16:50:02 UTC  

shake shake shake shake