😂

help me coom less

Delete that shit, or better yet, self-deport.

Nah

> Lots of girls have a weird affinity for horses because they get sexually aroused while riding them at a young age and don't understand what's going on
Just why

Are you afraid of the truth coomer? You can't hide from it

klj;afds;lasd;fjkl;jads

Nah, but I'm skeptical of pedophiles.

Pedo Joe.

*sniff*

what is he "are you afraid of the truth coomer?"

Was that a sentence?

oh shit hes breaking out the grammar judgments

So guys, I got this cool new VR game called Half-Life Alyx, time to burn my retinas out. I love consumerism.

Nah I'm just trying to understand you

you'll never understand me. i'm quirky

Sounds fun coom let me know how that works. I heard you can pick up a brick with your REAL HANDS.

right on

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Saturn broker... what are you like a used car dealer?

i'm basically omnipotent

yes. exactly that

the cooming, the post-nut conscience.

And you thought you were so enigmatic

post nut clarity

i inhabit every name, every mind, i'm like charles xavier from x-men when he puts on that weird ass helmet.

Yep bald

thats fine

welp. gn gents. stay safe

gn bb sweet dreams

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yeah well, this quarantine messed my sleep schedule up quite a bit.

wait for it

at this point, i stay awake at night, and sleep at day.

DHS letters are going out now, gonna make things fun

Whats that?

critical assets (aka people) can travel when no one else can, Got mine today

Yeah, which is very helpful when shipping slaves.

Is that like a bumped up "essential personnel"?

its a get out of check point free pass

I haven't left my house in a week. Where are we having check points?