Message from @BeanAlex

Discord ID: 692539274918363236


2020-03-26 00:51:42 UTC  

Stay across the pond

2020-03-26 00:52:02 UTC  

Just wait till trump open the boarder again. I come with tea <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-03-26 00:52:45 UTC  

I like how Boris said jogging once a day was allowed, because exercise is the only thing keeping brits alive at this point.

2020-03-26 00:53:11 UTC  

How can norf man expect to live any longer when he's so fat.

2020-03-26 00:53:36 UTC  

Can anyone tell me why the fuck Boeing and Corps are getting bailed out again?????

2020-03-26 00:53:45 UTC  

@Pytokonda 🐏 for the love of God, it's border. Border = good, boarder = bad lmao.

2020-03-26 00:54:10 UTC  

@der coomer I am the norf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/692536843593449502/1584274912083.png

2020-03-26 00:54:29 UTC  

norf of rhodes 😍

2020-03-26 00:54:47 UTC  

@Pytokonda 🐏 hol up, why is bojo shooting an ak??

2020-03-26 00:54:49 UTC  

norf colossus.

2020-03-26 00:55:16 UTC  

@lima429 tbh I never know of that pic till you posted.

2020-03-26 00:55:32 UTC  

The modern british numale is here, and he's beautiful, strong and norf 😍

2020-03-26 00:55:41 UTC  

Don't remember him doing anything army side apart from giving them food on xmas

2020-03-26 00:56:25 UTC  

Burping the worm, wow lol

2020-03-26 00:59:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/692538227663437864/1585182163081.jpg

2020-03-26 01:01:04 UTC  

Haha your teeth fuckin suck

2020-03-26 01:01:06 UTC  

Seriously though, Americans usually speak very slowly, forming complete and well-thought sentences. Other gobbledy-gook bastard languages like Spanish speak too fast.

2020-03-26 01:01:59 UTC  

They speak fast because they have an inefficient language and have to say twice as many words to convey the same idea.

2020-03-26 01:03:13 UTC  

We speak fast. Always get told to slow down in non Brit VC

2020-03-26 01:03:49 UTC  

It’s just the non educated people that speak fast. Educated Spanish people speak concisely

2020-03-26 01:04:00 UTC  

Why we join words together. Like fucking becomes 'fookin' just faster to say

2020-03-26 01:04:14 UTC  

You didn't join a word together

2020-03-26 01:04:30 UTC  

<:thinkpepe:624684793388466186>

2020-03-26 01:04:34 UTC  

west country sounds like garden gnomes.

2020-03-26 01:04:57 UTC  

I surprise myself on voicemail. Two syllables minimum in any word, no joke.

2020-03-26 01:05:20 UTC  

I don't think it's education tbh. Just are accents

2020-03-26 01:05:34 UTC  

"I" is two syllables. "I-uh"

2020-03-26 01:07:01 UTC  

I can easy slow down talking and speak proper English. But then I start to sound posh. And no one wants that

2020-03-26 01:08:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/692540340715913226/giphy-1.gif

2020-03-26 01:08:24 UTC  

Fking mogg<:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-03-26 01:08:48 UTC  

Tell me you pronounce it "pytokonder"

2020-03-26 01:08:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/692540561147559956/rees-mogg_topHat.jpg

2020-03-26 01:09:49 UTC  

https://youtu.be/Wc9b08J2KrA if you want posh. Then look no further

2020-03-26 01:11:18 UTC  

u like?

2020-03-26 01:11:29 UTC  
2020-03-26 01:13:21 UTC  

What a polite son-of-a-bitch

2020-03-26 01:20:42 UTC  

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2020-03-26 01:34:22 UTC  

Who in here is funny

2020-03-26 01:35:17 UTC  

No one. @Lil Deku