Message from @CalamityBomb

Discord ID: 693085352096956466


2020-03-27 12:45:05 UTC  

nigga

2020-03-27 12:45:20 UTC  

"Lima429, did you say Democrats on the horizon? Over."

2020-03-27 12:47:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693078833745625170/20200322_192614.jpg

2020-03-27 12:48:07 UTC  

Roger

2020-03-27 12:50:02 UTC  

We have a color coded guide to help determine who is cool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693079385099468861/fd3a67b.jpg

2020-03-27 12:51:38 UTC  

At least we don't have to guess anymore. Make sure we get that distributed to all mainstream media outlets. They'll want to begin "Operation Pandering To Dipshits" immediately.

2020-03-27 12:54:54 UTC  

I've been working from home all week, and I have been laying in the floor with my keyboard like a jackass.

This morning I set a piano bench in front of my tv and I am sitting in a chair like the genius I always knew I was.

2020-03-27 12:57:18 UTC  

I have been wfh for about 2 weeks now. I've got two desks set up. One for my actual job stuff with two monitors, and then my "Working" desk that has my gaming laptop hooked up to a 32" tv. I bought a new gaming office chair and expensed it to my work under the rule of "I NEED IT TO WORK FROM HOME ALL DAY YOU FUCKING BIGOTS!" then proceeded to claim they wouldn't pay for it because i was poly unsaturated octosexual with rainbow hair and a "VOTE BERNIE OR DIE" bumper sticker.

2020-03-27 12:58:12 UTC  

the cut of his jib

2020-03-27 12:58:22 UTC  

Having a job where you can work from home is a privilege beyond your comprehension. Sucks being one of the 3 people at my work at work

2020-03-27 13:01:29 UTC  

I get it, trust me. This time last year it wouldn't have been an option. I'm grateful for the company I work for. They are doing a great amount to take care of those that work for the company but can't work from home. I wish more companies stepped up like the one I work for has. My wife has been furloughed indefinitely. She's a surgical tech for a surgery center and they shut that place down unless it's immediate/emergency surgeries. So luckily I make enough to support us without the stimulus package and we've already done our taxes and gotten our refunds back. So that's about 3 months worth of bills for us right there.

2020-03-27 13:02:29 UTC  

I am thinking that if we get anything from the stimulus, because we honestly don't need it, of donating it right back to the Trump 2020 campaign. Not the RNC, Trump. I don't give shit to the RNC.

2020-03-27 13:04:45 UTC  

@Kako man it's good to still have a job, I can't imagine how bad the restaurant industry is right now for everyone

2020-03-27 13:06:08 UTC  

My office went from about 1998 technology to 2018 real fast. We're now paperless and likely staying that way when this is over.

2020-03-27 13:06:30 UTC  

Trump really needs to Veto this shit

2020-03-27 13:07:31 UTC  

I wondered if he could do a line-item veto and axe all the bs

2020-03-27 13:11:29 UTC  

would need to be a supreme court case to give him the ability to line item

2020-03-27 13:12:02 UTC  

I was wondering why they couldn't pass an emergency bill that would allow "Vital To Survival" companies (Mortgage/Gas/Electric/Water/Trash) to basically "take the loss" during this time and then get all the money not collected during this time as a tax break going forward. I'm sure it would be easier for companies to take that immediate hit but know they would get all "losses" back in tax cuts. I don't know... I'm not an economist. But then again, neither is Don Lemon. And screeching retards listen to him nightly. So.... who knows.

2020-03-27 13:13:21 UTC  

it was taken away under Clinton's term

2020-03-27 13:13:44 UTC  

If im not mistaken

2020-03-27 13:16:06 UTC  

Fucking Clinton....

2020-03-27 13:17:51 UTC  

yea declared uncons. 1997

2020-03-27 13:20:07 UTC  

Vote for Sanders

2020-03-27 13:20:31 UTC  

vote sanders

2020-03-27 13:22:31 UTC  

@lima429 having a job is good and I’m very grateful to work in the medical field. But in a office of about 150 when 90% of people are working remotely, it’s pretty frustrating. I’m running as much analytical testing if not more than I would, in addition to pushing papers and drafting forms, making copies. I have about an extra hour of my day that’s essentially secretarial work. I can’t do my actual job remotely

2020-03-27 13:23:03 UTC  

Wow you guys handled that well

2020-03-27 13:23:13 UTC  

@MAGA_Man88 what'd I tell you earlier? Groups of two or three lol

2020-03-27 13:23:40 UTC  

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is awesome

2020-03-27 13:23:56 UTC  

Lol epic joke lol

2020-03-27 13:24:12 UTC  

Bernie is where it at

2020-03-27 13:24:54 UTC  

hi

2020-03-27 13:25:20 UTC  

Hi

2020-03-27 13:25:42 UTC  

i was unemplyed for a month, finally found a new job last week and was laid off today

2020-03-27 13:25:59 UTC  

You guys should scroll up a little and see my prediction from this morning @ethanwantstoeatearth @MotherCricket @Rember

2020-03-27 13:26:00 UTC  

i haven't eaten in 2 days and all the food banks are closed

2020-03-27 13:26:26 UTC  

this sucks

2020-03-27 13:26:56 UTC  

Ah just come over to my house I have a year’s supply of tortilla chips - or I did until I ate most of it. Still have plenty

2020-03-27 13:27:11 UTC  

i live in Florida. you?

2020-03-27 13:27:11 UTC  

Ok

2020-03-27 13:27:21 UTC  

Oh sad 😦 I live in Missouri