"Lima429, did you say Democrats on the horizon? Over."

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-way-back-sHRU2mefl56BG

At least we don't have to guess anymore. Make sure we get that distributed to all mainstream media outlets. They'll want to begin "Operation Pandering To Dipshits" immediately.

I have been wfh for about 2 weeks now. I've got two desks set up. One for my actual job stuff with two monitors, and then my "Working" desk that has my gaming laptop hooked up to a 32" tv. I bought a new gaming office chair and expensed it to my work under the rule of "I NEED IT TO WORK FROM HOME ALL DAY YOU FUCKING BIGOTS!" then proceeded to claim they wouldn't pay for it because i was poly unsaturated octosexual with rainbow hair and a "VOTE BERNIE OR DIE" bumper sticker.

I get it, trust me. This time last year it wouldn't have been an option. I'm grateful for the company I work for. They are doing a great amount to take care of those that work for the company but can't work from home. I wish more companies stepped up like the one I work for has. My wife has been furloughed indefinitely. She's a surgical tech for a surgery center and they shut that place down unless it's immediate/emergency surgeries. So luckily I make enough to support us without the stimulus package and we've already done our taxes and gotten our refunds back. So that's about 3 months worth of bills for us right there.

I am thinking that if we get anything from the stimulus, because we honestly don't need it, of donating it right back to the Trump 2020 campaign. Not the RNC, Trump. I don't give shit to the RNC.

I was wondering why they couldn't pass an emergency bill that would allow "Vital To Survival" companies (Mortgage/Gas/Electric/Water/Trash) to basically "take the loss" during this time and then get all the money not collected during this time as a tax break going forward. I'm sure it would be easier for companies to take that immediate hit but know they would get all "losses" back in tax cuts. I don't know... I'm not an economist. But then again, neither is Don Lemon. And screeching retards listen to him nightly. So.... who knows.

Fucking Clinton....

@DriveDiesel yep

Bought some this morning. Planning to have a big glass this afternoon with lunch.

@MotherCricket start up a GoFundMe or ask for people to donate to you via cash app or venmo or something. Or.... Grab a few sticks and sharpen them and go hunting.

Some foodbanks are out of food though, Kako

Would you rather swallow your pride and ask for help, or suffer your pride and go hungry?

Yeah, I would.

I've been broke, jobless, and out of food. I sold my video games, my tv, laptop. Everything I could be without to live. I made enough to buy food for a month. Made sure to shop at the dollar store and got enough food to last a while. Not saying it's easy, but you do what you have to do to survive.

Agreed.

I'm better off now financially than I was a decade ago. Struggle is part of life. Shit just getting handed to you doesn't help you.

It does though, @Kako. I appreciate what I have way more now.

My mom's dead. So.... no.

Nope, just dead. Like, ashes in a jar kind of dead.

Go for it man. Just, be kind and lube up before you do, alright?

lol

So fun fact.

My mom and dad are both conservative, my brother and sister are very liberal, and I'm Trump Party all the way. When my mom passed, at the next family dinner after the funeral, I said out loud "Fuck... I guess mom's voting democrat this year, huh?" which made my dad burst laughing and my sister and brother got super pissy.

Now I'm legit curious... Is there a way to look that up to see if someone voted for her after her death? Or would that involve a lot of shit?

But the movies and shows always make it look so easy. You just go to the courthouse, open a file cabinet, pull out a big leatherbound book and there ya go.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifc-party-bruce-willis-l0MYGb1LuZ3n7dRnO

I love the mentality behind this. "I'm going to go to a discord server that is pro someone I don't like, then I'm going to say that I don't like someone that they support. That'll show um!"

I also know people who think fish tank cleaner will keep you safe from the China Virus.

Well yeah, he invited them all over for the hotdog and pizza parties.

Hey, hey, hey... Let's not talk about what Barry had to endure during the early years being married to Big Mike. Alright?

Valid point.

I tried to go into a GTA online RP server the other day and RP as Obama. But they told me Muslim Terrorists weren't considered "valid characters".

Wasn't the worst one I've seen.

That's how you enter a conversation? "sup" ? Really?

Like some rando just coming in and going "DOES ANYBODY REALLY LIKE TRUMP?"

Yeah

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbc-funny-comedy-5t0xKpewtlRTvWgv64

@provolone HEY! Who let you out of the refrigerator?

Talking cheese, viruses from Chiiiiiiiiiiiina, Bernie getting to the final two, AGAIN?!, and Creepy-Sleepy-Clotten-Eyed-Joe not having a fucking clue what is going on and just getting pushed to the end of the line.

Why?

Yeah

Life isn't all bad. YOu could be a Bernie bro or something worse. Bernie himself.