Reading unvetted general right after you wake up is like being face-raped by a gorilla as you stumble into oncoming highway traffic

Hey, hey, hey... Let's not talk about what Barry had to endure during the early years being married to Big Mike. Alright?

Lies. We all know Barry enjoyed it.

Valid point.

I tried to go into a GTA online RP server the other day and RP as Obama. But they told me Muslim Terrorists weren't considered "valid characters".

Sounds like a based server

Wasn't the worst one I've seen.

sup

That's how you enter a conversation? "sup" ? Really?

We've seen worse

Like some rando just coming in and going "DOES ANYBODY REALLY LIKE TRUMP?"

It's like working with the mentally handicapped, you never know what's about to happen, but you wear a face shield and jock strap just in case.

I was banned again for asking a mod if I could be a member

@Pawgs_And_Drawgs_ there is more to that story, no doubt

meh not really

why did you get banned?

Yeah

@Aunt Honey I tried asking the mods why and they wont tell me

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbc-funny-comedy-5t0xKpewtlRTvWgv64

So when does trump drop the hammer on these governors who are buying into the panic?

The first time was understandable, I got a bit spammy with asking to be vetted

He even admitted they were in the wrong for banning me.

And then I asked nicely yesterday if I could be vetted and I got a ban again

@Pawgs_And_Drawgs_ I don't think complaining about it is helping your case mate

yeah ik

Im not complaining I was explaining

The US is a decentralized collection of states, not a single centrally planned totalitarian state. let governors go their own way.

On their own dime

@provolone HEY! Who let you out of the refrigerator?

@provolone make my sandwich tasty

I'll spread some mayonnaise, gently

2020 is a blast. Talking cheese, wtf

I've seen it all

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/fpv1qy/trumps_death_cult_finally_says_it_time_to_kill/


Reddit says trump wanting to open the country back up makes him a nazi

r/politics will rot your brain. You've been warned.

Aware I just go on it to laugh

Talking cheese, viruses from Chiiiiiiiiiiiina, Bernie getting to the final two, AGAIN?!, and Creepy-Sleepy-Clotten-Eyed-Joe not having a fucking clue what is going on and just getting pushed to the end of the line.

I want to die 😦

Why?

Depressed as fuck, even though Im relatively succesful