Message from @saturn broker

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2020-03-27 21:37:50 UTC  

i'm really not that emotionally invested in it lmao

2020-03-27 21:38:03 UTC  

Neither one of you guys are calm yet.....

2020-03-27 21:38:03 UTC  

What was so apparently bad about what I said? Why did you think I needed to calm down? Did what I said get you upset or something? It wasn't supposed to.

2020-03-27 21:38:32 UTC  

@scottmag14 Haha, I'm just trying to figure out why he told me to calm down. Its amusing.

2020-03-27 21:39:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693212548190961794/FB_IMG_1585336590834.jpg

2020-03-27 21:39:14 UTC  

A simple question/discussion that only relates to exactly the topic (no insults) gets me told to calm down. Bizarre.

2020-03-27 21:39:20 UTC  

Good afternoon, John.

2020-03-27 21:39:29 UTC  

Suh

2020-03-27 21:40:21 UTC  

@Kako Is wherever you're at in mandatory quarantine?

2020-03-27 21:40:33 UTC  

I am currently at work.

2020-03-27 21:40:49 UTC  

I would like to go home 😦

2020-03-27 21:41:03 UTC  

Canada in my province is on the verge of mandatory quarantine. We got told today if you left the province at any point recently for any amount of time to go anywhere you must legally self quarantine.

2020-03-27 21:41:18 UTC  

Canadian huh

2020-03-27 21:41:30 UTC  

Even if you just stepped across the border for a smoke. Yeah, 'sorry town'.

2020-03-27 21:41:34 UTC  

Where do you reside in America’s Hat?

2020-03-27 21:41:52 UTC  

In the drip. I'm right beside the border in Ontario.

2020-03-27 21:42:09 UTC  

Lake Ontario / Lake Erie, between them

2020-03-27 21:43:13 UTC  

I think i might have the virus

2020-03-27 21:43:19 UTC  

I think that’s a decent part of Canada

2020-03-27 21:43:34 UTC  

Me too *coof coof*

2020-03-27 21:43:39 UTC  

same

2020-03-27 21:43:43 UTC  

Good Canadians are appreciated

2020-03-27 21:43:55 UTC  

Ehhh, its alright. Toronto and surrounding area is what got Trudeau re-elected.

2020-03-27 21:44:20 UTC  

The price of gun range membership here is 450~ a year. If that gives you an idea of the pressure on conservatives here.

2020-03-27 21:44:27 UTC  

i feel like shit man

2020-03-27 21:44:33 UTC  

I have a friend from Toronto, we make fun of Canada often. “Canadian Tire” is one of our favorite targets

2020-03-27 21:44:43 UTC  

my head is all fucked up

2020-03-27 21:44:45 UTC  

I worked for Canadian Tire once, they fired my ass.

2020-03-27 21:45:01 UTC  

It was deserved but it was because I wouldn't lie to people.

2020-03-27 21:45:05 UTC  

Canadian Tire sounds absurdly silly lol

2020-03-27 21:45:44 UTC  

Also half of your government is appointed by the General whatever who is appointed by the Queen?

2020-03-27 21:46:59 UTC  

Two things happened. A customer was trying to buy a rifle and the bolt handle was rusty. I agreed with the customer and told my boss we should give him a discount. Got reprimanded. Second one was a mother coming in to buy hockey skates for her son (I lived in a very blue collar area at the time) and I explained she should go with used skates till he stops growing and not buy the expensive shit new. Little did I know my boss was down the aisle over her shoulder, bitch leaned out and gave me neck cutting motion. That was the last straw.

2020-03-27 21:47:47 UTC  

Canada is full of scum bags, honestly. We are 'polite' but actually inside a lot more selfish than Americans.

2020-03-27 21:47:49 UTC  

Canadian Tire is a retarded company

2020-03-27 21:48:55 UTC  

Abso-lutely

2020-03-27 21:49:42 UTC  

Apparently your national postal system is basically controlled by Amazon

2020-03-27 21:50:04 UTC  

Mmmm. Our post is government owned as far as I know, but it ships mostly amazon packages lol.

2020-03-27 21:50:20 UTC  

Our postal system kicks the shit out of USPS but its still not great

2020-03-27 21:50:31 UTC  

My Canadian friend, if what he says is correct, describes the Canadian economy as mostly being American influenced

2020-03-27 21:50:41 UTC  

It's true