ninja kick the damn rabbit

Cuck? Where?!

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"I come with a message Ms. O'Neil: SHUT IT! ✋🏻 🤚🏻"

whoever said one person cant change the world never ate an undercooked bat

best part about this so far - finally had excuse i wanted to get a FightLite Raider 5.56

Hmm.

wife greenlit my highend gun wishlist once she realized they'd get pricier with all this

while you were busy getting a fightlite raider 5/56 i was studying the blade

home invaders wont be able to catch my naruto running

Watch Americans castrate themselves financially.

All over a flu strain.

as cheesy as it is , Chaos is a ladder

sheet. she caught me posing in the mirror with the shotgun.

nude i hope

there another way?

no

"Americans"?

You a brit @ConradHensley ?

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man i would be able to answer no to that question if covid-19 hadn't shut down everything and put my swearing in shit on hold forever

i wish they'd just give up on the in person thing and mail me something

Nah. I'm Texan.

hmm, given I'll get my citizenship now i live in tx.. do I get to claim that? 😄

i want you on my side of the wall

McConnell: Pelosi wants to ‘jam’ Senate with fourth COVID-19 relief bill - https://oann.com/mcconnell-pelosi-wants-to-jam-senate-with-fourth-covid-19-relief-bill/

for a brief moment i envisioned pelosi in a jam session

China sucks

@ConradHensley Okay, you're good.

@CalamityBomb CHYNA IS ASSHOE

Thanks for that news by the way.

CHYNA IS ASSHHOOO

china has caused the deaths of many 😦

china can suck my balls

https://news.yahoo.com/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html
At what point do we as a country say "you know, this probably shouldn't be fucking happening"

dont want to startle the deer

@CthulhuDancing When everyone decides to stop being a pussy and actually start the civil war. Everyone who says this is just a keyboard warrior. They never do it!

Needs to be done.

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

internet delocalized bonds....people care when a chatbuddy's wife humps her ski instructor...but the cops could swat the house next door and shoot everyone and most of the neighborhood wouldnt bat an eye

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so fucked.

your tears only make me hornier slut

your candidate can't even shut down woopi goldberg lol