Every time we poop we gotta send pics here

K i am never coming back to this chat again

Dude why that’s so hot

What

The channel or the discord?

dude im sad

im like really constipated

and i can only vomit rn

Why would you vomit, or is it nonconsensual

so basically i cant remove waste the regular way

so my body forces me to vomit

What are you eating? Do you use caffeine or nicotine?

neither

I'd say if you can, smoke a cigar and drink a mug of coffee

And cut down your fiber, sugary juices also help too

nah if anything i need more fibers

That's the literal opposite of what you want to do if you cant poop

hold on let me be a google scientist rq

Ok

soluble fibers are bad but insoluble fibers aid in digestion

So you cant poop, you are aware you've already digested what you cant shit right?

yep

but this isnt a one time thing this has been happening for about 7 years

i have prescribed laxatives but every so often about once every 3 months

it gets bad

Have you gotten it looked at? Is it painful?

Nvm the first question

the pain is all in my lower gut

lower intestine*

if i remember correctly

What did the doc say

said just put about a cup of the laxatives in any fruit juice once a day

over the years the dosages got smaller and i had to do it less

Wait what kinda doc recommends smoking a cigar lmao mad lad

Best doctor ever Fr

Nicotine stimulates your nerves and more importantly your muscles to relax due to the flood of dopamine, it will also lower your blood pressure. Thatll relax his intestines and help him shit, because theres a pack of cigarettes worth of nicotine in any cigar

Or a juul pod

Dang, maybe don’t inhale the smoke tho huh

Tastes a little better than a gar

I try not to do drugs, except a little coffee here and there, but I’m down to try stuff eventually

You dont get nearly as much nicotine to stimulate your nerves and relax muscles, but it would do I suppose