hold on let me be a google scientist rq

Ok

soluble fibers are bad but insoluble fibers aid in digestion

So you cant poop, you are aware you've already digested what you cant shit right?

yep

but this isnt a one time thing this has been happening for about 7 years

i have prescribed laxatives but every so often about once every 3 months

it gets bad

Have you gotten it looked at? Is it painful?

Nvm the first question

the pain is all in my lower gut

lower intestine*

if i remember correctly

What did the doc say

said just put about a cup of the laxatives in any fruit juice once a day

over the years the dosages got smaller and i had to do it less

Wait what kinda doc recommends smoking a cigar lmao mad lad

Best doctor ever Fr

Nicotine stimulates your nerves and more importantly your muscles to relax due to the flood of dopamine, it will also lower your blood pressure. Thatll relax his intestines and help him shit, because theres a pack of cigarettes worth of nicotine in any cigar

Or a juul pod

Dang, maybe don’t inhale the smoke tho huh

Tastes a little better than a gar

I try not to do drugs, except a little coffee here and there, but I’m down to try stuff eventually

You dont get nearly as much nicotine to stimulate your nerves and relax muscles, but it would do I suppose

Smoke isn’t good in your lungs though

You dont get nearly as much nicotine to stimulate your nerves and relax muscles, but it would do I suppose

I am also not a doctor btw

No ik

I’m saying you’re better than one

I gotta poop now

I’ve had to poop a lot lately

im boutta go poop

Better send pics

With a toilet paper garnish for the boys

Nicee

Why does this chat exist

For fun

I think @Knordox has a scat fetish

tf

..slap @KVLTVRE