**cumspray**: When a male begins urinating and [left over] ejaculate in his penis causes him to spray [wildly], thereby making [a mess] of the toilet
*Mike: Bro! How wasted were you last night?! There's piss [stains] all over the wall!
[Devin]: [Nah dude], not drunk, just cumspray.*
*(<http://cumspray.urbanup.com/5721330>)*

This is why angie calls me grandpa

-df grandpa

**grandpa**: Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who [fought] a war to protect his own country and family. Always [a playa], you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the [wise man] they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
*[Grandpa] Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure [grandpa]
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a [purple cow] I never hope to see one, but I can tell you [anyhow] I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.*
*(<http://grandpa.urbanup.com/1005118>)* *9 more results*

She wants that satisfying feeling of abandoning people

-df satisfying

**satisfying**: To make happy; to pleasure. Although [nowadays] people use this [word to] refer to those damn [slime] videos.
*[Emily]: OMG, did you see that new [slime] video posted by @satisfyingslime?!?!!?

Jessica: [YAS] omg!! It was so satisfying!!*
*(<http://satisfying.urbanup.com/12896408>)* *9 more results*

Damn

-df damn

**damn**: One of those words you can use in any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "damn," and people will know exactly what you're talking about.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a damn", the act of caring about something.
4. The act of condemning someone, most often to hell or an equivalent place.
5. "Damn you", a verbal middle finger equivalent to "go to hell".
6. An expression of surprise.
7. "Damn well", a sort of [sentence enhancer], most often used with the word "better".
8. An adjective you [can stick] before phrases like "near" and "close to" to raise [the sentence's] severity.
9. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
10. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
*1. You lost your keys? Damn.
2. DAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN she's hot!
3. [I don't give a damn] what you think!
4. You will be damned for doing that.
5. You're so rude! Damn you!
6. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: DAMN!!
7. You better [damn well] lock that door!
8. I was damn close to hitting that car!
9. Damn, that certainly is a colorful shirt.
10. That damn teacher gave us another [pop quiz].*
*(<http://damn.urbanup.com/1098305>)* *9 more results*

That’s harsh

-df harsh

**Harsh**: The most good looking handsome human on earth the most sweetest [sexiest man] on this planet. If u r his girl he'll take care of u [like a little] princess of his he's adorable he's hot he's everything a girl craves for his voice is the best voice u have ever heard worst are not enough to define [harsh] 💗
*Ooohhhh [i wish] had a [harsh]*
*(<http://harsh.urbanup.com/12411128>)* *9 more results*

._.

-df ._.

**._.**: It's [a face].
*[I like] the ._. [face]!*
*(<http://urbanup.com/13406678>)* *9 more results*

-df techpriest

**techpriest**: [That one friend] who always knows how to get the [printer] [working].
*Friend 1:Dude, how did you get the [printer] working?!
[Techpriest]:I [reset] the wifi connection.
Friend 1:Whoooooah!*
*(<http://techpriest.urbanup.com/13855852>)*

@McBacoon can u mute klassy

Tech why

-df face

You’re my babe

**Face**: Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, [disgraced], or humiliated. Derived from the phrase "in your face."

See also: [Foice], Fish, [pHacR].
*"Last night I got [pulled] over for [tipping]."
"FACE!!![11]"*
*(<http://face.urbanup.com/587478>)* *9 more results*

Shes using the df to bypass the filter

<a:sexycow:591251630851358733>

What

I said - df harsh

And -df ._.

-df fat fucking retard

**Fat Fucking Retard**: What you call an [obese] nigga when he's being, well, a fat [fucking retard]. He [don't know] shit.
*Ethan: [Ay yo] fuck math [amirite]?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat [fucking retard]*
*(<http://fat-fucking-retard.urbanup.com/13670541>)* *9 more results*

-df fat

**fat**: [Substance] [the rich] half of the world is trying to lose and the poor half wants to [gain].
*[Oh] to be [fat in] [Eritrea].*
*(<http://fat.urbanup.com/2566816>)* *9 more results*

Erika

🆙 | **Klassy Katyusha leveled up!**

womp womp

Erkältung

-df fucking

**Fucking**: 1. The act of sexual intercourse. Really, "fucking" is the only non-clinical word that translates to "to have sex with".
2. A rather profane intensifier, and a rather intense one at that.
3. A town [Austria] whose sign routinely disappears, possibly due to its unusual name. The name in question rhymes with rhymes with "[booking]" and not with "[clucking]".
*I'm [fucking] my girlfriend really fucking [hard in] [Fucking], [Austria].*
*(<http://fucking.urbanup.com/10456239>)* *9 more results*

-df retard

**retard**: 1. A person with a [mental] [deficiency]
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an [irritating] or generally stupid way.
**
*(<http://retard.urbanup.com/254765>)* *9 more results*

-df fat