I PINGED THE WRONG PERSON.

lol what

@Gerry U DUMPED MY ASSS

Dude

I have only been married 3 times

And it was all to the same person

woah

hAHAHAH

LIEKSNSNANA

i choked

@Gerry U LEFT ME AT THE ALTER

@Deleted User sorry but Angie was 6 inches deep in me

ummmmmmmm

what the fuck

im a girl

YOU WERE BANGING HER ON OUR WEDDING DAY???

Shhh baby

It’s okay

YOU WHORE

Hey

I was being faithful

To Angie

I THOUGHT YOU GOT A DEVORCE??

YOU SAID YOU GOT A DEVORCE???

YOU LIED

divorce*

Yes

But then we remarried

And this time I’m the husband

wow he has seen the light

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truly amazing

ALEXANDER YOU WHORE

YOU DUMPED ME FOR A HISPANIC WOMAN???

Yes

Sorry

But she was just better

HOW COULD YOU?

@angie!! YOU WHORE

YOU STOLE MY MAN.

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