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-df sexks

**Sexk**: A [sexk] is a desk that looks, quite [frankly], awesome. It is generally due to cleanliness or resourcefulness, but other times it can be due to the desk itself being of a [high quality].
*I wish I had a [sexk] like the one my boss has; it's so much neater than the small desk I have.

My desk is a sexk because it is made of [high quality] wood, and has almost no [clutter].*
*(<http://sexk.urbanup.com/4510290>)*

Let's have sex on a sexk

-df kaiser drumpf

**Drumpf**: [A word] describing [Donald Trump] that should only be used [ironically].
*Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD [DRUMPF] IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: [DONGO] GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY [GLOMPF]
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.*
*(<http://drumpf.urbanup.com/12671778>)* *9 more results*

Ill cry you the amazon river, and then you can build a canoe and sail back to peru

Hey that rhymed

never went to peru

you've been to mexico

im good staying here in ‘murica

No

that was different

porto reeko

i went to guatemala

hated it there

god

hurricanes

BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL

K

yes build the wall

I'll cement it with cum

deport justin bieber back to canada then build a wall on the canadian border

Daddy trumps cum

ok don’t help at all preston

Angie

Ill kill myself and use my body as plaster for trumpo daddys wall if it means even one less mexican

Ur 44

we don’t need that in our precious wall

im a teen

tf

tf

shes actually 51

Stop lying

ur just mad cuz ur closer to death grandpa

Lol

I don't care tbh

im older than you angie

nice

I'm probably gonna die by drowning

we’re the same age