Secks

Me

Pls

i THOUGHT U WERE ASEXUal

man y’all liars

i didnt say sex i said secks

what is secks

Give sexks to me or i cri

cry

-df secks

**secks**: the [1337] way of [saying] "[sex]"

*Did you [see] [that girl]? She is [teh secks]!*
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me a river

-df angie

**Angie**: Angie is crazy, weird, beautiful, happy, and confident. She says she has no crushes though she has a huge [crush on] one person. Angies are rare they make you happy when you least expect it. Angies come up with the most random things. Angies love finding loopholes and thinking of ways that scientists could be wrong. She is often ingnored it annoys her but she holds in her thought. She loves being around people though she needs her [alone time] she spends a lot of her time [wrapped up] in her thoughts and always wants to make a difference in the world.
*[Dude], was that Angie she is [amazing].*
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98%

-df sexks

**Sexk**: A [sexk] is a desk that looks, quite [frankly], awesome. It is generally due to cleanliness or resourcefulness, but other times it can be due to the desk itself being of a [high quality].
*I wish I had a [sexk] like the one my boss has; it's so much neater than the small desk I have.

My desk is a sexk because it is made of [high quality] wood, and has almost no [clutter].*
*(<http://sexk.urbanup.com/4510290>)*

Let's have sex on a sexk

-df kaiser drumpf

**Drumpf**: [A word] describing [Donald Trump] that should only be used [ironically].
*Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD [DRUMPF] IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: [DONGO] GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY [GLOMPF]
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.*
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Ill cry you the amazon river, and then you can build a canoe and sail back to peru

Hey that rhymed

never went to peru

you've been to mexico

im good staying here in ‘murica

No

that was different

porto reeko

i went to guatemala

hated it there

god

hurricanes

BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL

K

yes build the wall

I'll cement it with cum

deport justin bieber back to canada then build a wall on the canadian border

Daddy trumps cum

ok don’t help at all preston

Angie

Ill kill myself and use my body as plaster for trumpo daddys wall if it means even one less mexican