Omg

the ring was ring POP

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Chad

Did you day yes?

i said no

Wow

Whore

HOW AM I A WHORE

You slept with him without marrying him

wtf

WHORE

that was second grade

r u on crack

WHORE

UR A THOT

i swallowed 2 pennies because i was playing basketball and i didnt know where to put them so i put them in my mouth just for a bit so i could shoot

i ate them LOL

Oh no

Hi Auntie Marge

but i was a kid

hi alex hru

I never did anything like that

Good n u?

tired, I’m studying literature and its so fucking boring

I'm sitting in a pitch black room

Too lazy to switch the lights on😩

Id rather have 6 maths classes than 1 literature class

The only gross thing I did really was: my parents got me a fish bowl but no fish so I secretly peed in the empty fish bowl over a period of time in revenge.

Look

Thats a window

Eventually they found the fish bowl full of pee

Who

My mom I think

I don’t remember what she did

I think she didn’t get me a fish because she was too lazy to get the distilled water

When

I was like 5

Sad

I had a Siamese fish

I dont remember what happened to it