HOLY FUCK

dude

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You ever forget to turn down the volume before watching porn?

Oh no

sigh

In this case mine was at full volume

And my mom is right next to me

Oops

shit just got awkward

ok

I've never watched pron

Porn

Lol

never say never

smh

bet you did

🙄👊🏼

U really didn't

Ok

Like ever

@angie!! Is my new user a improvement

I've never even had a beat at the meat

that's pretty gay

oh

it is THOMAS

That's Herr Richter to you madam

lmao i thought u were someone new

I know you are capitalist 🐷

shut it thomas

imagine being a communist

Whose Thomas

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Angie

is Thomas

thomas is @John Brook

I am Karl Richter

no ur thomas

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