Message from @Elo Merchant

Discord ID: 629791759223750658


2019-10-04 21:24:29 UTC  

gae

2019-10-04 21:24:31 UTC  

gae

2019-10-04 21:24:39 UTC  

fuck you @Dyno

2019-10-04 21:24:42 UTC  

gay

2019-10-04 21:24:44 UTC  

fuck you @Dyno

2019-10-04 21:24:44 UTC  

bot

2019-10-04 21:25:07 UTC  

<:MadClown:583243630240727061> @angie!!

2019-10-04 21:25:15 UTC  

I pick cotton for fun

2019-10-04 21:25:18 UTC  

clown

2019-10-04 21:25:23 UTC  

> clown

2019-10-04 21:25:27 UTC  

the clownery luv

2019-10-04 21:25:30 UTC  

<a:clownwalk:586028302502854666>

2019-10-04 21:25:37 UTC  

> the clownery

2019-10-04 21:25:56 UTC  

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. @Elo Merchant

2019-10-04 21:26:09 UTC  

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure.

2019-10-04 21:26:14 UTC  
2019-10-04 21:26:16 UTC  

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure.

2019-10-04 21:26:19 UTC  
2019-10-04 21:26:22 UTC  

This is beyond me

2019-10-04 21:26:29 UTC  

Elo MerchantToday at 10:26 PM
This is beyond me

2019-10-04 21:27:36 UTC  

WHERE CAN I SPREAD MY POLITICAL PROPAGANDA

2019-10-04 21:27:48 UTC  

Up my ass

2019-10-04 21:28:00 UTC  

too crowded

2019-10-04 21:28:26 UTC  

Oof

2019-10-04 21:28:36 UTC  

<:nicememe:583236594484641823>

2019-10-04 21:28:45 UTC  

🙄

2019-10-04 21:32:41 UTC  

hahaha

2019-10-04 21:32:53 UTC  

i enjoyed that

2019-10-04 21:39:33 UTC  

<a:ClownWorld:583238347510513664>

2019-10-04 21:54:08 UTC  

Cringe

2019-10-04 21:59:42 UTC  

I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

2019-10-04 22:00:11 UTC  

<a:potatowobble:525311513926434836>

2019-10-04 22:00:14 UTC  

there

2019-10-04 22:00:17 UTC  

ur welcome @Deleted User

2019-10-04 22:01:21 UTC  
2019-10-04 22:02:20 UTC  

I STILL NEED HELP

2019-10-04 22:09:16 UTC  

Hi Angie

2019-10-04 22:09:37 UTC  

Hi Alexander

2019-10-04 22:09:46 UTC  

My name is just Alexander

2019-10-04 22:09:49 UTC  

Alex