Message from @Apples
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**pussy juice**: [Wet] excretions from the vagina, often encountered when a woman is [sexually] [excited].
*"She was so [wet] that she could [spray] me with pussy juice."*
*(<http://pussy-juice.urbanup.com/28094>)* *9 more results*
-df smegma
**Smegma**: A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the [glans] during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to [retract] your foreskin.
[Smegma] can be [washed out] with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
[In case of] [smegma], circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
*"You have [a case of] [smegma]. Just use [plain] water to wash it out."*
*(<http://smegma.urbanup.com/6987135>)* *9 more results*
yum
-df trufflebutter
**Trufflebutter**: [Shit juice] [inside] the [vaginal area]
*" when I took [my dick] out, I saw [the brown] [trufflebutter] inside her pussy ".*
*(<http://trufflebutter.urbanup.com/10555624>)* *2 more results*
-df black men
**Black men**: People [stereotype] them as criminals which they're not
Some of them are very [educational] and can jump like [Mario]
*Who's always getting [arrested] for the littlest things?
[Answer]: [The black] men*
*(<http://black-men.urbanup.com/13311573>)* *9 more results*
-df poggers
**Poggers**: A Twitch [emote] that may only be seen if you have BetterTTV installed. It is used in place of [PogChamp] as an expression of extreme excitement or hype, particularly after an impressive play is made. Popular in [the League] of Legends community.
*[Tobias]: YOYOYOYOYO DID YOU SEE THAT ONE PART [COMBO]
Chat: [POGGERS]*
*(<http://poggers.urbanup.com/12486683>)* *9 more results*
-df vaginal yellow fluid
**vaginal fluid**: [Fluid] that [flows] like [honey] from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
*[Sarah's] vaginal fluid [tasted] like fresh [sardines].*
*(<http://vaginal-fluid.urbanup.com/151056>)* *9 more results*
-df sticky white pee
**White sticky pee**: [Pee] but [white] and [sticky].
*"Dad I just woke up with [white sticky pee] [in my pants]."
"Son I have to have a talk about the [diffrent] kinds of pee."*
*(<http://white-sticky-pee.urbanup.com/14561742>)* *9 more results*
-df discharge
**discharge**: the stuff girls [excrete] from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually [whitish], yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with [female cum], but is not the same thing.
*No, [baby], Im not [turned on], thats discharge in my [panties].*
*(<http://discharge.urbanup.com/170408>)* *9 more results*
-df vaginal discharge
-df coom
**Vaginal Discharge**: A fun thing for men but often annoying for women since it can [leave] a [stain] on her [panties].
*My [vaginal discharge] is ruining all my [underwear]!*
*(<http://vaginal-discharge.urbanup.com/13095996>)* *9 more results*
**coom**: [Ejaculate]; [cum].
*AAAGGH [IM] COOMING [AAH]*
*(<http://coom.urbanup.com/14252036>)* *9 more results*
-df coom
**coom**: [Ejaculate]; [cum].
*AAAGGH [IM] COOMING [AAH]*
*(<http://coom.urbanup.com/14252036>)* *9 more results*
-df post abortion
**Post-Labor Abortion**: [Murder].
*I'm [gonna] give that [dickhole] a [post-labor abortion].*
*(<http://post-labor-abortion.urbanup.com/4247509>)* *9 more results*
-df discharge
**discharge**: the stuff girls [excrete] from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually [whitish], yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with [female cum], but is not the same thing.
*No, [baby], Im not [turned on], thats discharge in my [panties].*
*(<http://discharge.urbanup.com/170408>)* *9 more results*
-df coomer
**coomer**: Being so [mentally deranged] and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that you have turned into an absolute sociopath, plagued by anxiety and loneliness. Your only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day. Slang for what a normal man does when they have an orgasm is to cum. What the [porn addict] does is to [COOM].
*[OH GOD], OH FUCKING GOOODD LOOOK AT THOSE TITS AND THAT AASSS. UGGHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOMMM!![11]!!
- Exclaimed [the coomer].*
*(<http://coomer.urbanup.com/14207439>)* *9 more results*
-df vagina
**Vagina**: When you have [nothing better to do] so you [look up] vagina on [urban dictionary]
*[I'm bored]
(Goes on [urban dictionary])
[Search]:__vagina__*
*(<http://vagina.urbanup.com/14606987>)* *9 more results*
-df post abortion
**Post-Labor Abortion**: [Murder].
*I'm [gonna] give that [dickhole] a [post-labor abortion].*
*(<http://post-labor-abortion.urbanup.com/4247509>)* *9 more results*
-df abortion
**Abortion**: A legal and safe procedure that is there for a woman in case she, the person [in control] of her own body, makes [the decision] to [terminate] a pregnancy. Don't let hateful, misinformed people scare you.
*Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you were raped. Maybe you're just not ready to be a mother. Your life is not ruined; you can have [an abortion] if you really desire to [terminate] the [pregnancy], and no one has the right to judge you for it.*
*(<http://abortion.urbanup.com/13590457>)* *9 more results*
-df gooch
**gooch**: Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your [measuring tape].
*Q: [What on earth] is a gooch?
A: You know, [the chad], the part between [balls and arse].*
*(<http://gooch.urbanup.com/14675264>)* *9 more results*
#general-shitpost
-df asshole