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facts
-df squirt
Anglo ain’t miss
**squirt**: When a girl [literally] [shoots] out her [vaginal fluid] from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy
*[Tina's] [pussy juice] is like a [projectile], she can really squirt.*
*(<http://squirt.urbanup.com/94526>)* *9 more results*
ok
-8ball can i turn a dyke?
Yes
yes sirrr
-8ball should they stop?
No
-8ball freeze all motor functions
No
ok
fuck
-df dirty trent
**dirty trent**: A 'Dirty Trent' is when you are mid-way through railing a hot bird at a party and you blow your load whilst drinking a VB [long neck] then proceed to run out of the room shouting "[Yeah the boys]!", challenging all other males at the party to a naked [sword fight].
*"Bro, did you just see Nathan [run out] of that room with a raging [stiffy]?? He must be doing a Dirty [Trent]".*
*(<http://dirty-trent.urbanup.com/13604715>)* *9 more results*
-df am I a girl
**I Am**: [One] who takes [recognition] in [something] they are.
*"I Am Powerful", "[I Am Beautiful]", "[I Am Gay]", "I Am Strong", "I Am a person who can [freely] express who I Am" & etc..*
*(<http://i-am.urbanup.com/7098258>)* *9 more results*
Fuck
**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*
Chill
GG @Cv.9 Yaoi Lover, you just advanced to level 5!
-8ball are ghetto people whores and deserve to die ?
No
:(!!!
cringe
-df whore
**whore**: A girl or guy who [sleeps] with multiple people. We're using the word to describe guys too if it [fits] them. Multiple means more than one. [Whores] will make up a weird definition of multiple.
*Don't make [excuses], whore.
[You'll never] become a [good husband] or wife if you are a whore.*
*(<http://whore.urbanup.com/13103984>)* *9 more results*
yes
yo someone type -df cum
-df fuckboy
**Fuckboy**: [A fuckboy] is a guy with the body of a man and the mind of a perverted teenager. He has [no heart] — just a penis that he uses to [paint the town].
*Kenny is such a [fuckboy], only sending [snaps] at [2am].*
*(<http://fuckboy.urbanup.com/8613478>)* *9 more results*
-df do you up in the bed
**do you in**: to do someone in (verb): to [cause] [serious] [problems] for someone.
*a cat that provides as [forensic] evidence against you, thereby putting you in jail, can do you in. (google search "your cat may do you in")
[high heel] shoes that will cause health problems down the line may do you in. (google search "These heels might [just do you] in")
"I'm gonna do you in" could mean "I'm going to beat you up". (This has a totally different meaning than "I'm gonna do you". "To do" someone can mean to fuck them, in Southern California terms at least, but also see this: to+do+you )*
*(<http://do-you-in.urbanup.com/7756369>)* *9 more results*
-df cum
**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*
-df like a monster
**I feel like a monster**: You feel like [a monster] after you listen to the [Skillet] song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while [doing the dishes] or something.
*[I feel it] deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST [CONFESS] THAT [I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER]! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.*
*(<http://i-feel-like-a-monster.urbanup.com/12305078>)* *9 more results*
-df cum