-df sonichu

**Sonichu**: [Christian Weston Chandler]. A 20something [web celeb] who is a high-functioning autistic male who is looking for a boy-friend free girl who is sweet, loving, and doesn't smoke. [CWC] is noted for wearing a horizontal striped t-shirt in bright colors (despite his chubby girth) and his medallion resembling a yellow sonic-like creature. His hobbies are sonic/Pokemon hybrids.
*[I'm a virgin] who will never get laid-I'm [doomed] to the life of [sonichu].

*
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-8ball should I become a pornstar

No

-df folds

**folds**: The [overlapping] [rolls] of fat on an [obese person].
*I put a [peanut] on my stomach and when I [sat down] it [disappeared] between my folds.*
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-df clit

**Clit**: The most sensitive part of a woman and the place she wants you to spend a lot of time on, rubbing and licking and kissing for her to have an orgasm.

The place many men who are not experienced ignore, thereby making women have to [fake orgasm] just to get it all over with [as soon as possible].

Men who do not want to go down on a woman or are [inexperienced] and useless at sex will usually say 'All me ex girlfriends used to have orgasms easily. What's wrong with you?'
*What is [the difference] between the [Pub] and a [clit]?

A man will always find his way to the Pub.*
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-df COOOOOOM

No result :(

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
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im cooming

-8ball idgaf im wifing

Yes

right now

my dick

-df Dick hole

is so hard

**dick hole**: [The hole] that is at the end of your dick moron. Not to be confused with [the hole] that your finger is usually stuck in that [smells like shit]. Next time you piss, look at the end of your dick.....that hole.
*Oh [marge], look into this tiny [hole] at the end of my dick and [tell me] what you see.*
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-df roast beef

**roast beef**: A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme of of possible possible of a woman's labia minora. It is characterized by a wavy shape of the labia with many wrinkles and fine crevices.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "[rose petal]."

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor labia near the rose petal end of the spectrum, there is nothing "gross" or "weird" about roast beef. Every vulva is a unique and special part of every women.

Other terms that describe the form of a women's labia include "[innie]" and "[outie]," both referring to whether or not the labia minora protrude from the labia majora.
*Be it roast beef or [rose petal], it's the [texture] inside that [counts].*
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-8ball can i be a pornstar

Yes

everyone open ur mouths

i like this chat : )

if it brings money home

im gonna cum

ok eveyone

truce

no more typing

-df incel

**incel**: aka "involuntarily [celibate]", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no [self awareness]; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, they consider these men to be [tricksters] who have somehow [beat the system] and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon). they believe that women owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with them).
*I'm [pretty sure] Ryan is an incel. Yesterday he made a facebook post about how all women are [shallow] and exist to torture men by "denying" them sex, as if sex is something people "deserve", and not a [privilege] given by potential sexual partners that should be respected.*
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-df truce

**Truce**: A [pact] between a group of people/[persons] to [stick] with each other
*[The two] [bullies] called a [truce] on each other .*
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-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

-df cum baby

**Cum Baby**: The effect of getting [full on] jizz; swallowing after so many [blow jobs] you look pregnant. Coined by the great [Tweeter], msloulou
*She's [sucked] so much [cock it] looks like she has a [cum baby]*
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-8ball did my dad really leave me because he wanted me to play football but instead i decided to play baseball and then my mom had a post birth abortion because the baby was half jewish and had a 50% chance of being a woman

Yes