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That time of the month
YOU WHORE
Lol
STFU TRAUMA
Js
u whore
pompy
just cry <:peepobad:538084182644228112>
*pats pomp on the VAGINA
There’s no reason 2 cry
STFU TRAUMA
Except for at traumas autism
EHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
i stop i stop
i’m gonna rape trauma
We must purge
No rape allowed
Not on my watch
-wyr
**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Start your own business which is doomed to fail
**OR**
🇧 Work for other people at low salaries
If i know its gonna fail
Bail out
-wyr
**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be hunted by Jack Bauer
**OR**
🇧 Be hunted by Jason Bourne
your mama
-wyr
**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be deaf and have no legs
**OR**
🇧 Be blind and have no arms
-df Jack Bauer
**Jack Bauer**: Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. [Walker Texas Ranger] never had to deal with [Terrorist] and get things done in 24 hours….or did he? Anyway, Jack Bauer is tough, and he [is the new] man with the Random Facts.
*1.If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack [Bauer] spared your life.
2.Upon hearing that he was played by [Kiefer Sutherland], Jack Bauer killed [Sutherland]. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina [Meyers], and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
5.Jack Bauer got [Hellen Keller] to talk.
6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7.Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His [second favorite] color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
8. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
9.If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re fucked.
10.Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
11.Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12.If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
13.When you [open a can] of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14.Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
15.If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.
16.Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn’t want to.
17.Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
18.Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
19.As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
20.While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
21.Jack Bauer can watch all [4 seasons] of 24 in 24 hours.
22.Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
23.Jack Bauer’s family threw him a [surprise birthday party] when he was a child. Once.
24.Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
25.Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
26.If Jack’s starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
27.When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
28.Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
29.[David Spade] always says ‘yes’ to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
30.[Don’t ask] what Jack Bauer would do for a [Klondike bar]…
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What the fuck is that
<:yus:538083968881524747>
jack bauer
LOL
Idk
the man himself
-wyr
**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Live without your cell phone
**OR**
🇧 Live without your iPod
Weird as fuck