**Assjob**: Similar to a [handjob], except the difference is that the person is [jacking] you off with their [ass crack].
*i got an [assjob] from [that one chick] [at the carnival].*
*(<http://assjob.urbanup.com/773324>)* *3 more results*

MOTORBOAT MRS. BENSON

-df bill nye saves the world

**Bill Nye**: One of the most well known [scientists] on this side of [the moon]. He pleses children around the universe in ways us 'mortals' could not possibly [comprehend] ;)
*Bill Nye [says]: [Science] is [cool]!*
*(<http://bill-nye.urbanup.com/3316369>)* *9 more results*

Eww “pleases children”

-df golden showers

**golden showers**: The act of [pissing] on another used as a means of [sexual] [foreplay].
*I [asked] [Betty] to give me hot golden showers [in the morning]*
*(<http://golden-showers.urbanup.com/160712>)* *9 more results*

bill nye is a cuck

Lol @personbelowmetriplegay

R Kelly vibes 😜

-df black science man

**black science man**: People [dont] think [the universe] [be like] it is, but it do.
*[Black Science Man]: [this is] [knowledge]*
*(<http://black-science-man.urbanup.com/11954528>)* *9 more results*

imagine having a piss fetish

lol

-df Neil Tyson

**Neil deGrasse Tyson**: Astrophysicist, Director of [the Hayden] [Planetarium], in NY.

Recently pronounced "God" by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show due to his ability to explain why the tides go in and out. ([The moon's] gravitational pull, in case you were wondering).

Studied at both Harvard and Columbia Universities.
*[astrophysics], [physics], [science], Neil deGrasse Tyson*
*(<http://neil-degrasse-tyson.urbanup.com/5547658>)* *9 more results*

-df fling

**Fling**: More [romantic] than "[friends with benefits]" but not an [actual] relationship.
*"I thought you and him were just [a fling]? Why did you tell your [crack-head] uncle that your boyfriend moved away? ""It makes his ass stop asking me when I'll finally get a [man-friend]."*
*(<http://fling.urbanup.com/13413138>)* *9 more results*

I will happily murder anyone irl ik that has a piss fetish

@YAGPDB.xyz muh black science guy

-df wheeling

**Wheeling**: The act where a young female and young male are in a "[phase]" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, [hugging], kissing, [hand holding], flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.
*[Darren]: "me and Michelle are [wheeling]"
Cody: "[sick wheels] man"*
*(<http://wheeling.urbanup.com/6346667>)* *9 more results*

-df um friend

**um friend**: A partner in a [sexual relationship] on an [ambiguous] [standing].
*"[This is] [Kate], my, [um], friend."*
*(<http://um-friend.urbanup.com/1227863>)* *9 more results*

-df prolapse

**prolapse**: Term medically used to describe any interior tissue as it protrudes from an [orfice] on (but not limited to) the human body. Includes [rectal tissue] as well as vaginal tissue. Extreme cases of prolapse can include complete [vaginal expulsion] where the entire interior vault of the vagina falls or pushes inside out through the vaginal opening, causing both the [cervix] and/or uterus to bulge or hang outside of the female body.

All though it is a serious medical condition brought on by age and/or excessive childbirth, prolapse has gained [entertainment value] in the [adult film] and photo industry where women with loose vaginas are fisted and stretched open and often coached to flex or 'push' (force) their cervix or entire vagina inside out for the camera.

Though prolapse in adult film was originally seen as obscene or accidental in recent years it has become an increasingly popular act combined with internal ejaculation and extreme penetrations. Models with loose or prolapse-able vaginas are hired for the sole purpose of [showcasing] their abilities on camera. Sometimes to shocking and disturbing results.

Medical side effects include the inability to retain urine, feces as well as the inability to contain internal (vaginal or rectal) tissue inside the body during intercourse.

Women who repeatedly force the prolapse of their vagina increase the likelyhood of being unable to keep the insides of their vaginas from bulging out or in some cases hanging between their legs as the connective tissues and tendons can be strained and even broken. In these situations surgery to correct the prolapse is required, otherwise bacteria may infect the exposed reproductive organs (cervix, uterus) as they will no longer be protected inside the female body.
*[Kerri's] pussy is so used she can prolapse it completely.

I saw [this one] video where a chick did a prolapse so big her entire pussy turned [inside out].*

*(<http://prolapse.urbanup.com/3018250>)* *9 more results*

-df r kelly

**R Kelly**: The process of pissing all over a girls face who is [14] years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and [total domination]... Similiar to a [golden shower] but with girls 14 years or younger.
*[The old man] pulled an R Kelly on the [14] year [olf] girl. *
*(<http://r-kelly.urbanup.com/64239>)* *9 more results*

Lol

-df vaginal prolapse

**prolapse**: Term medically used to describe any interior tissue as it protrudes from an [orfice] on (but not limited to) the human body. Includes [rectal tissue] as well as vaginal tissue. Extreme cases of prolapse can include complete [vaginal expulsion] where the entire interior vault of the vagina falls or pushes inside out through the vaginal opening, causing both the [cervix] and/or uterus to bulge or hang outside of the female body.

All though it is a serious medical condition brought on by age and/or excessive childbirth, prolapse has gained [entertainment value] in the [adult film] and photo industry where women with loose vaginas are fisted and stretched open and often coached to flex or 'push' (force) their cervix or entire vagina inside out for the camera.

Though prolapse in adult film was originally seen as obscene or accidental in recent years it has become an increasingly popular act combined with internal ejaculation and extreme penetrations. Models with loose or prolapse-able vaginas are hired for the sole purpose of [showcasing] their abilities on camera. Sometimes to shocking and disturbing results.

Medical side effects include the inability to retain urine, feces as well as the inability to contain internal (vaginal or rectal) tissue inside the body during intercourse.

Women who repeatedly force the prolapse of their vagina increase the likelyhood of being unable to keep the insides of their vaginas from bulging out or in some cases hanging between their legs as the connective tissues and tendons can be strained and even broken. In these situations surgery to correct the prolapse is required, otherwise bacteria may infect the exposed reproductive organs (cervix, uterus) as they will no longer be protected inside the female body.
*[Kerri's] pussy is so used she can prolapse it completely.

I saw [this one] video where a chick did a prolapse so big her entire pussy turned [inside out].*

*(<http://prolapse.urbanup.com/3018250>)* *9 more results*

Not wrong tho

-df lips

**lips**: A nickname for the inner and [outer] labia, the [fleshy] [folds] that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina.
*I could [see] her lips through her [panties].*
*(<http://lips.urbanup.com/775244>)* *9 more results*

-df american spirit

**American Spirit**: The kind of [cigarette] you want to smoke when you have a lot of time on your hands. Was first invented by the service industry for workers. So when they put their cigarette [down there] was still PLENTY of it left once they [got back]. Plus its additive free. :D
*Boss: Hey man you've been [out here] [on break] for [15 mins]!!!
Worker: I still have half of my American Spirit left dude!!*
*(<http://american-spirit.urbanup.com/3246784>)* *9 more results*

-df roast beef