Message from @tony1
Discord ID: 644805644729188352
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I grew up on kickball
**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be a hawk
**OR**
🇧 Be a shark
American sports are gay
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Only be able to meow yet live nine lives
**OR**
🇧 Be able to talk and live once
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Run 26 miles
**OR**
🇧 Swim 5 miles
Football is fucking retarded
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy
kickball > literally every other sport
Punch drunk syndrome
i did a bit of boxing in my day
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have an incredibly nice car
**OR**
🇧 Own a personal helicopter
Kick ball is pretty great
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Never be able to compliment
**OR**
🇧 Never be able to complain
kickball is my friends and I go to game
Cte sounds like sports aids
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be infertile
**OR**
🇧 Have a child that passes away before age 5
@Gоd <#508201721009537025>
Please
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be attractive, but get punched in the face every morning
**OR**
🇧 Be ugly
nigga
Dude stop
-df choking the chicken
**choking the chicken**: another word for masterbation, flagging [the mule], [slapping the salami], beating the bisop, wacking off and [buttering the corn] some people do this alot like Donny
*[Donny]*
*(<http://choking-the-chicken.urbanup.com/94414>)* *9 more results*
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**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Your partner have a homosexual affair
**OR**
🇧 Your partner have a heterosexual affair
-df tossing the salad
**tossing the salad**: It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the [assholes] of the leading inmates, but they put [salad dressing] on it to hide [the taste]. Hence, tossing the salad.
*[Bend over] and [toss my salad], [bitch].*
*(<http://tossing-the-salad.urbanup.com/101397>)* *9 more results*
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