-df the walrus

**The Walrus**: [Paul McCartney] is this.
*The Walrus was [Paul]*
*(<http://the-walrus.urbanup.com/551353>)* *9 more results*

awh...

wrong mesh

-df helicopter

**helicopter**: When you [swing] your penis around in [a circle] and make [the noise] of a helicopter.
*I helicoptered [right] in [front] of [your mom].*
*(<http://helicopter.urbanup.com/99159>)* *9 more results*

oh 😔

-df finger painting

**Finger painting**: [Wiping] the [residue] from your fingers onto a womans back after [fingering] them.
*After fingering a girl, I lover [finger painting] [smiley faces] on their [lower back].*
*(<http://finger-painting.urbanup.com/5811109>)* *9 more results*

-df valeriaa

No result :(

-df face painting

**face painting**: when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your [mushroom tip] in it and use it like a [paintbrush] to paint [the bitch's] face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
*i gave your mom a [good face] [painting] last [nite].*
*(<http://face-painting.urbanup.com/950247>)* *9 more results*

-df valeria

**Valeria**: Valeria is a smart,beautiful,sweet girl. She is one of a kind and hard to find. If your her [boy friend], you need to realize that you are very thankful for what you have.also she could be stubborn like she hates cleaning and helping but it's worth being around her. And when you hang out with her she will make you laugh no matter what and I know that for sure. When you hang out with her there's probably not a slight second that your bored with her. She loves [arts and crafts] too. Also be prepared when you see her family, they will be just like her funny! She's also never without a friend that's what makes her a social butterfly witch leads up to being very popular witch means it might be hard to reach her but it should be a big deal. Also when I say she is smart and funny your probably thinking how?well, out of class that's the fun and funny part of her but in class she focuses but there may be a few laughs and there but mean while she comes all in with [straight a's] and few [b's]. She kinda starts drama. But when she does it's true stuff and people turn it into lies like the game telophone. She usually has [brown curly] hair ([all natural]) and it's the most awesome cute hair you'll ever see. Also she wears mainly pink and sometimes blue. Her favorite color is blue or purple but looks best in pink. Overall she is the best person that for sure you need to meet
*Did you see what Valeria had [on today]?

"Yeah! Let me [put it in] the [newspaper]"

Ok!

Did you hear Valeria got asked to the dance 10 TIMES! And only said yes to ONE!

"Wow!she must be really cute"*
*(<http://valeria.urbanup.com/7361221>)* *9 more results*

eeee

-df stirring the paint

**Stirring the paint**: The act of [making love] to a woman during that "[special time]" of the [month].
*That girl I [copped off] with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of [stirring the paint] never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off [a butcher's] slab afterwards, mind!*
*(<http://stirring-the-paint.urbanup.com/5608026>)* *9 more results*

-df Alex

**Alex**: [Yeet]
*Alex*
*(<http://alex.urbanup.com/13808115>)* *9 more results*

WHAT IS THIS CLOWNERY

-df Bella

**Bella**: Bella is the most beautiful girl you will ever come by. She will amaze you with her sense of humor and her ability to brighten your day with a click of a button. She looks like an angel who has come down to earth and no girl could ever compare with her. Bella is also a girl with many flaws. She may seem perfect when you first meet her but you soon realize her little [quirks] and imperfections which make you love her 100x more. If you are a boy like me and have had [the blessing] to have a Bella in his life. DO NOT LET HER [GO you] will strongly regret it if you do.
*I have a Bella [in my life] and [I love her] so much <3 you are the girl of my [dreams] Bella*
*(<http://bella.urbanup.com/7804799>)* *9 more results*

-df Ella

**Ella**: Usually brunette with gorgeous eyes. She is a loyal friend and will always be there for you no matter what. Can be insecure, but to others see that she is beautiful inside and out. Empathy is like her with sense, and she has such a huge heart. Ella has a very [bubbly personality] and you can often spot her singing or dancing around. She has a very [vivid] imagination and likes to [dream big], sometimes her mind wanders and she becomes absorbed in her own little fantasy world. She has a good sense of humour and can make you smile even on your worst days. Makes sure you are there for her the way she is for you, and even if she tries to push you away, don't you ever give up on her. Anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.

Keep dreaming love xx
*"[I wish] I [looked] like Ella"

"I know, she's [gorgeous] isn't she"*
*(<http://ella.urbanup.com/7890941>)* *9 more results*

WE MUST PURGE THE SERVER

yes clown pomp

STIRRING THE PAINT

-df Lily

**Lily**: If you don't got [a Lily] in your life, you should probably pray you did. Lilys tend to be a little scary at times, but it's only when she's rightfully defending you. You can tell Lily anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge. Lily will always deny compliments that are obviously true, she doesn't realize her own beauty. Overall, Lily always does things in her own special way, and she'll always see all the good things she knows are in your personality. [Lily's] the best [frickin] friend you could ever imagine.
*Person 1: I wish I could be [more like] Lily
Person 2: Yes , yes you do. Well, [so does] [everybody else], sooo*
*(<http://lily.urbanup.com/12482648>)* *9 more results*

YOU CLOWNS

HOW DARE U

@pompompiggy hi gaywhore

-df Maize

**maize**: maize=[corn] and corn = porn.

What all [middle schoolers] watch [after school]
*[Timmy] how was that maize [yesterday]*
*(<http://maize.urbanup.com/4304004>)* *9 more results*

lmao

EXCUSE

ME

WHAT

DID

maize si señor