Val can I toss it

-df toss salad

tossing the salad <:kermit:591248635220721674>

**toss salad**: The [licking] or [eating in] and around [the ass].
*Baby, that ass is [so fine] that I'm gonna [toss your salad]. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your [sweet ass].*
*(<http://toss-salad.urbanup.com/27185>)* *9 more results*

no wonder why you're so mean all the time

oh <:peepobad:538084182644228112>

I love tossing cake

no you can’t toss my salad <:peepobad:538084182644228112>

😍

weirdo

Wouldn’t want to

good don’t ask

-df backshots

**Backshots**: Backshots is when your partner grabs you by your [waist] while [your in] doggy style position and makes your ass [clap] together and if you continue to do this position may result in making your ass fat asf
*Those [backshots] [made] [me ass] phattttt*
*(<http://backshots.urbanup.com/13017662>)* *9 more results*

o m g

this is complete clownery

Backshots >

braces can look cute on some girls ngl <:kermit:591248635220721674>

alex needs to be punished

No

yes mesh !

Val punish me

Yes

<:yus:538083968881524747>

😮

braces don't look good on boys though

-df the walrus

**The Walrus**: [Paul McCartney] is this.
*The Walrus was [Paul]*
*(<http://the-walrus.urbanup.com/551353>)* *9 more results*

awh...

wrong mesh

-df helicopter

**helicopter**: When you [swing] your penis around in [a circle] and make [the noise] of a helicopter.
*I helicoptered [right] in [front] of [your mom].*
*(<http://helicopter.urbanup.com/99159>)* *9 more results*

oh 😔

-df finger painting

**Finger painting**: [Wiping] the [residue] from your fingers onto a womans back after [fingering] them.
*After fingering a girl, I lover [finger painting] [smiley faces] on their [lower back].*
*(<http://finger-painting.urbanup.com/5811109>)* *9 more results*

-df valeriaa

No result :(

-df face painting

**face painting**: when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your [mushroom tip] in it and use it like a [paintbrush] to paint [the bitch's] face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
*i gave your mom a [good face] [painting] last [nite].*
*(<http://face-painting.urbanup.com/950247>)* *9 more results*

-df valeria

**Valeria**: Valeria is a smart,beautiful,sweet girl. She is one of a kind and hard to find. If your her [boy friend], you need to realize that you are very thankful for what you have.also she could be stubborn like she hates cleaning and helping but it's worth being around her. And when you hang out with her she will make you laugh no matter what and I know that for sure. When you hang out with her there's probably not a slight second that your bored with her. She loves [arts and crafts] too. Also be prepared when you see her family, they will be just like her funny! She's also never without a friend that's what makes her a social butterfly witch leads up to being very popular witch means it might be hard to reach her but it should be a big deal. Also when I say she is smart and funny your probably thinking how?well, out of class that's the fun and funny part of her but in class she focuses but there may be a few laughs and there but mean while she comes all in with [straight a's] and few [b's]. She kinda starts drama. But when she does it's true stuff and people turn it into lies like the game telophone. She usually has [brown curly] hair ([all natural]) and it's the most awesome cute hair you'll ever see. Also she wears mainly pink and sometimes blue. Her favorite color is blue or purple but looks best in pink. Overall she is the best person that for sure you need to meet
*Did you see what Valeria had [on today]?

"Yeah! Let me [put it in] the [newspaper]"

Ok!

Did you hear Valeria got asked to the dance 10 TIMES! And only said yes to ONE!

"Wow!she must be really cute"*
*(<http://valeria.urbanup.com/7361221>)* *9 more results*