**lol**: It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "[Lots of Laughs]"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the [chatter], its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing [worthwhile] to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my [mind that] when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, [lawl], heh, haha, [lolol], and 120 for similarities.
*Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The [golden ratio] is truely an [intersting] aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "[Your mom goes to college]!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok*
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abortion

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<a:akpBabyGulp:598593965473792003>

sex

-df sex

**Sex**: Sex is like math:

You add the bed,
[Subtract] the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And [pray] you don't [multiply].
*Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were [remembering] [high school math] in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild [monkeys]!*
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@angie!! pls mute retard definition man

well still I don’t think that being a caregiver should come before ur goals

babies is your career

women have pussy and can make kids so they should stay in the house or autistic rates will rise

well u don’t decide whats good for me pomp

I’m not

Attacking u personally

Kids need the full attention of the mother pretty much

wtf

pelth

I’m just say8ng

just mute

him

I’m not tryna decide ur life

pelth can't mute

wtf

wtf a junior mod do

delete messages

delete messages

your mama @Techpriest

and pin them

and that's it

-df retard definition man

**Definitional**: The [adjective] form of [definition]. Used when one wants to [talk about] a word, term, or phrase in relation to its definition.
*The word "[set]" with its 400-odd meanings proves that it punches above its [definitional] [weight].*
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@angie!! wtf

@TheHonestMikeShow stop at once

mute HIM

I just hate extreme traditionalism

joe

autistic kid rates going up by 120% each year cuz pregnant moms be doing belly rolls

...

god dman

finally

let's debate