@Gerry I'm talking bout my role

Please hang yourself

Ok

No body cares about you

monke
did you even look at his roles?

Yes

Nor does anyone want you here

Lvl1

Funny

-df gerry

**Gerry**: the kind of guy that can just say [fuck it] and actually not [give a fuck] he is also known to have a big dick and although he in times he can be considered [a man whore] he can stay commited to the one he loves
*You [never know] whether to trust [a gerry] but you cant help but love [em].*
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@Monke|Golira gang🦍 did you look at Gerry's roles?
i am pretty sure he can call you the noob

agreed

Look you want someone to @ the owner?

also agreed

@TheNobody

@Gerry what an alpha

There you go

Simple as that

@ZSU-23-4 Shilka I'm technically not a noob

its almost like monke could not do it because he is on his last straw

Kek

also who you @ ing bud?

<:Chad:591247390837702685>

there are 3 of us

@ZSU-23-4 Shilka

@ZSU-23-4 Shilka

*laughs in numbers*

hehe

yeet

Alright @ZSU-23-4 Shilka you have a good day

Lvl1 trying to be funny is actually kinda funny

so i did my job

Keep sending messages bud

Also t 34 is best

-df noob

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to [restrain] yourself and keep from [talking back] to them, as they are very [territorial] and easily angered. This will result in their attempted [verbal abuse] of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an [easy task] to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They [migrate] in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up [bandwidth] with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. [THE BANNER HAMMER] is one form of authority.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into [spammers]. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their [fluency] in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many [L's] and [O's] in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an [ultimate retard]).

It is their instinct to [assemble] in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an [all-out] disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes [7331]) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and [signatures]. They often call themselves 1337, which [experts say] is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob [uprising], which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these [lairs] are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated [gifs], and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r [yEtt] LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with [red X's] scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is [bilingual] so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and [tehn] OMG LIEK I AM [R0XX0RZ] ya anD [ify] 0u turn into teh reTARDED u [gota] go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 [warez] n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! [a/s/l] pos gtg n00b [suxx0rz] ur [b0xx0rz] OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies
The main factor in attracting migrating [herds] of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob [infestation]. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.
*[Noob Talk]: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA!~!~!~!!![11]!!! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ*

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*laughs in complete victory*