It is their instinct to [assemble] in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.
Therefore, they have an [all-out] disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes [7331]) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and [signatures]. They often call themselves 1337, which [experts say] is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob [uprising], which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.
V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these [lairs] are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated [gifs], and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r [yEtt] LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.
