in jap

pomp dm name

asap

no

whore

I'm happy today nigga

i’m disappointed

why are you disappointed

bc pomp is incest

Shes always disappointed tbh

😦

imagine faxing a fax on a faxday

well at least Val isn't disappointed with me just pomp as usual

both of you

😌 🙏

🤷🏽‍♀️

bitch nigga

your bar is already pretty low mesh

🙄

I'm just a nigga here to have fun

-df Alabama tuna melt

**Alabama Tuna Melt**: It’s a fucking [fish sandwich] with cheese and a blend of southern [spices]. You dirty internet [perverts]...
*Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. [EW GROSS]!! Not that crazy shit!! [We shared] a sandwich!! You [sick fuck]!*
*(<http://alabama-tuna-melt.urbanup.com/13722802>)* *9 more results*

nowadays you ppl are just smhing my head

even angie

😦

-df munging

**Munging**: "The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and [elbow drop] [the corpse's] stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and [embalming] materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."
*[Dude], [let's go] Munging!.*
*(<http://munging.urbanup.com/8258833>)* *9 more results*

baby time

Eskimo trebuchet

wait is that ur sibling

“One must be a sea, to receive a polluted stream without becoming impure.”

or not sibling

-df Eskimo trebuchet

**eskimo trebuchet**: When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick [slings] forward like an [eskimo's] [trebuchet] and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
* - Hey Billy, why does that girl have [puke] [all over her face]?

- [Aw shit son], I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.*
*(<http://eskimo-trebuchet.urbanup.com/3678293>)* *9 more results*

I'm retarded

no i am babysitting

ofc