i'm surprised he doesn't own one

Is it because he is American?

TBH guns are kind of pointless from a prepper point of view.

Just get a katana

>katana

yuck

A sabre would be nice.

i'd get a side sword

Yeah, something fairly short but a bit more robust than a smallsword is probably the most reasonable melee weapon for modern times

if i wanted to go all east asian i'd go for filipino swords. jap swords aren't all that

I'd probably go for a side sword as well or possibly a hanger

There's not much point to having something much bigger than that since you're not going to be encountering other people with swords so it's better not to have something that would get in your way from day to day

the sexiness of a rapier with the manliness of an arming sword

👌🏻

Firearms more like gay

I don't think it's unreasonable for Tim to purchase a pistol and/or a K.I.S.S. AR15. ARs are dirt cheap these days and you can get them at Walmart ffs.

Actually I stand corrected. Walmart no longer sells ARs.

How unAmerican.

i mean, i think for his purposes a small handgun and a concealed carry permit would be good

“Just a nail gun officer. I’m here to repair the roof of this elementary school”

lmao

Spicy

ffs

i hope we meme him into actually becoming a pro-gun transwoman

It's just some lookalike chick, I think

it's photoshop

people just edit him into a woman

Probably true.

It works frighteningly well though

I've heard he's actually started to get older just to combat the accusations of ageism

motto

Dude, I heard that Trump hates young people so he’s getting older. What a bigot.

Don’t lewd magazines

that's actually wonderful

they're the perfect shape too lmao

Just gotta paint the mag like the upper body of an anime girl now