Message from @butt napkins
Discord ID: 655943139110158346
ill pass
ill piss
get double teamed :c
<a:sadguy:588102842892550147>
gottem
is my pfp gay?
r
virus
<:BenShapiro:585174851971579936>
yeah it is
no
but i mean it makes you seem like an approachable person
stop delte
no sus links
rubin report is gay
wtf
noah
val join
were talking about ben shapiro annoying orange
remember how i was talking about the coyote orgy in my backyard @JesusHand
and is my pfp gay
wt
bruh but annoying orange died
you did that
your pfp is gay but i think its fine
not me nig
its better than having an anime pfp or like an animal one
ig
wow
cloud what do u want from me
angie mute him
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I was sitting around the table with my family for dinner last night, and I decided to show my family some of the epic memes I cooked up to post on r/dankmemes and r/pewdiepiesubmissions. We had some memes I created of our lord god savior, Sir Everyone Liked That Keanu Reeves Wholesome 100 Reddit 100, an image of our god Elon Musk, WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN TIMEโS PERSON OF THE YEAR BY THE WAY (Grrr why teenager girl win sheโs just like Hitler) and some of his le quirkiest le epicest and le relatable tweets compiled into the image of a tree to celebrate his noble PR stunt- I MEAN donation to Team Trees, and everyone liked that.
Wholesome 100 Reddit 100 Keanu Musk 100 Epic bad 100
So then I get to my magnum opus, my shining star, the meme surely to grant me infinite amounts of small orange arrows on the internet.
bruh
honestly same
It was a photoshop done of our lord savior meme supreme wholesome 100 Baby Yoda who can do no wrong, the most wholesome being in the universe, standing over a mass grave filled with dead bodies. And the wholesome part was that the bodies were labeled โInstagram normiesโ and Baby Yoda, triumphant and wholesome, was labeled โLe Epic Redditorsโ and I was so proud of it.
Baby Yoda good wholesome 100 Reddit 100 Keanu Musk Reeves Yoda Baby 100 everyone liked that
So I show it to my family, and my little fucking cocksucking shitlord fucking piece of fucking garbage fucking brother decides to open his stupid fucking mouth and say โBaby Yoda is kind of cute and all but isnโt he basically the same thing at those Minion dudes from momโs Facebook?โ And I fucking lost it, wholesome 0 Reddit anger levels 1000% everyone will remember that.
HOW FUCKING DARE HE INSULT BABY YODA, THE MOST WHOLESOME CUTE THING TO EVER EXIST? THE MOST WHOLESOME 100 EVERYONE LIKED THAT REDDIT 100 MEME TO EVER EXIST? BABY YODA IS OUR ANSWER TO INSTAGRAM NORMIES, HE IS OUR CHILD, HE CAN DO NO WRONG, WE HAVE DIED FOR HIM, AND MY BROTHER COMPARES HIM TO LE EPIC FACEBOOK MAYMAY?
I walk over to the kitchen counter and grab a mallet, and without saying a word, I began to walk towards my brother, breathing growing louder and my reddit memelord wrath growing with every step I took.
With one swift motion, I dashed my stupid fucking shitcock piece of fucking shit unwholesome 13 year old brotherโs brains across the fucking table, then I kept going. I fucking pulverized him until nothing remained but a twitching pile of hair and bone. The flesh was gone. Reduced to nothing but liquid strewn across the table and dripping to the floor. I fucking pulverized him in an animalistic rage. I had done my job. My work was done. Another Instagram normie was defeated, and Baby Yoda was saved!
AITA? My sister wonโt talk to me anymore, and my mom keeps telling me that she doesnโt even know who I am, and that Iโm the reason my father killed himself. I was just carrying out sweet justice against another Instagram normie who would dare slander our wholesome king Baby Yoda.
banned