**Condom Commercial Kid**: A [bratty] little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to [no control] from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom [isle] because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
*"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of [my seat] the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the [drugstore] on the way [home home]..."
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