**small penis**: a guy with a penis no bigger than 3" and no thicker than the width of your thumb. This guy almost always wears [tighty whities] or bikini underwear. Many times this guy [whould] have gotten a few [swirlies] by the end of high school.
*js5440@[hotmail].com in [kirkwood], [mo]. has a small penis*
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<:bangok:642170938737295361>

no

John do you have a tiny dick

911 is on the way

-df big dick energy

**big dick energy**: confidence without [cockiness]. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of [writing a check] for $10k knowing you got it [in the bank] account.
*[pete davidson] is 6’3 with [dark circles], exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is [an angel], and loves his girl publicly.*
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<a:throwuppepe:619673877399732236>

No he just put shit together , didn’t rip of nothin

Yeh

big pp energy

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I have a CSGO awp named Big Dick Energy

An dude was autistic

rip team fortress

Smart as fuck

<:kermit:591248635220721674>

The Smaller the dick the bigger the future

<:milady:591248801189330944>

No

lmao

yikes

Jesushand you sound like you need to watch pornhub bro

@valeriaa have you seen the hulks finger

-df small vagina

**small vagina**: A small vagina is when someone says they have [a big dick] (and they [don]’t) and you have to [defend] yourself and say you have a small vagina
*Boy: I have [a big dick]
Girl: [no you] [don]’t, I have a small vagina*
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what does that even mean

-df hulk fingers

**hulk**: 2mg bars containing [alprazolam]. Hulks usually refer to green-colored [generic] bars scored [three times] and imprinted with "S903".
*I [popped] a hulk [and a half] last night at the party. Shit had me [on my ass], man.*
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<:thonk:583236646858653696>

The hulks finger

Is the size of my wang

If a bitch says your dick is small say she has a long pussy

wow

Lol

hulk has mexican fingers

fat and short

Bruh

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